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Re: Shredding
« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2007, 02:49:30 PM »
You have a PM

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Re: Shredding
« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2007, 02:50:31 PM »
I used to end up traveling through Malaga airport a minimum of five return trips a year for five or six years. There are a few stories.  redface:


And.......?

On one occasion something I was wearing set off the metal detectors.

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Re: Shredding
« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2007, 02:55:37 PM »
I used to end up traveling through Malaga airport a minimum of five return trips a year for five or six years. There are a few stories.  redface:


And.......?

On one occasion something I was wearing set off the metal detectors.

Chastity belt?

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Re: Shredding
« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2007, 02:57:52 PM »
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Re: Shredding
« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2007, 03:04:36 PM »
I used to end up traveling through Malaga airport a minimum of five return trips a year for five or six years. There are a few stories.  redface:


And.......?

On one occasion something I was wearing set off the metal detectors.

Chastity belt?

Something like that yes.  redface:

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Re: Shredding
« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2007, 03:05:56 PM »
I used to end up traveling through Malaga airport a minimum of five return trips a year for five or six years. There are a few stories.  redface:


And.......?

On one occasion something I was wearing set off the metal detectors.

Chastity belt?

Something like that yes.  redface:

Any particular reason, personal choice or parental guidance?

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Re: Shredding
« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2007, 03:06:39 PM »
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Re: Shredding
« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2007, 03:08:17 PM »
Apparently the shredded bits of paper interfere with the recycling mechanism or something. Those of you that put your shreddings in your recycling bin are causing the whole truck to become unrecyclable.

Correct ~ local councils and their recycling people despair of shredded paper in the recycling bins. It does, provided you have removed the staples and paper clips etc have a use. Hamster/Guinea Pig owners love it as it is good bedding material for their pets.
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Re: Shredding
« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2007, 03:09:20 PM »
As I said. Worth dosh then!
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Re: Shredding
« Reply #54 on: October 01, 2007, 03:10:50 PM »
We use ours to light the fires ...... since I seldom buy a newspaper a couple of handsfull of shredded paper does the trick nicely.
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Re: Shredding
« Reply #55 on: October 01, 2007, 03:11:46 PM »
Candles and cushions also help
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Re: Shredding
« Reply #56 on: October 01, 2007, 03:12:08 PM »
I don't have an open fire and I am not allowed a pet.

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Re: Shredding
« Reply #57 on: October 01, 2007, 03:16:32 PM »
I don't have an open fire and I am not allowed a pet.


Surely the school have a hamster or summat?
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Re: Shredding
« Reply #58 on: October 01, 2007, 03:18:17 PM »
Smelly. Trust me!
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Re: Shredding
« Reply #59 on: October 01, 2007, 03:19:48 PM »
I don't have an open fire and I am not allowed a pet.


Surely the school have a hamster or summat?

Nope. Mr Wench won't allow it. He is afraid if I show interest then he will lumbered with it for weekends etc.