Glacial

[Snoopy]

Wenchy, surely if Barman made you a site mod then common sense would dictate that he made sure you knew how to use all the admin toys? 

Barman, common sense, These do not belong in the same sentence. Go wash your mouth out.

[Bar Wench]

I am not a site mod!!! I, am, site, admin!!!

And I still don't know how all the buttons work.   

[Barman]

After I installed on the new server I upgraded the software to the latest release (I hadn’t been able to do so before because the site was all mixed-up). I thought the site was blisteringly quick over the weekend.

However, after the intruder attack I haven’t been able to upgrade to the latest version again and while I haven’t found the site to be particularly slow I have noticed some delay on posting and it certainly isn’t blisteringly fast.

Hopefully, we’ll be able to sort it all out over the next few days.

[GROWLER]

Hopefully, we’ll be able to sort it all out over the next few days.

Haven't we heard those werds before somewhere? 

[Bar Wench]

Hopefully, we’ll be able to sort it all out over the next few days.

Haven't we heard those werds before somewhere? 

We have. 

Shame he can't hire a little woman to come and sort this out too. 

[tel]

I am not a shite mod!!! I, am, shite admin!!!

And I still don't know how all the buttons work.   

 

Sorry, couldn't resist it, first day back in office and chaos here, any light relief is welcome!

[The Moan Ranger]

Still dog slow today on my work PC. Blackberry not affected 

[Bar Wench]

I am not a shite mod!!! I, am, shite admin!!!

And I still don't know how all the buttons work.   

 

Sorry, couldn't resist it, first day back in office and chaos here, any light relief is welcome!

S'all true. That's why it hurts. 

[Snoopy]

Still dog slow today on my work PC. Blackberry not affected 

To be frank I suspect that is a local issue. The speed here has not varied. It always works well all day, slows between 4pm and 8pm then picks up again (which I put down to kids logging on after school and the capacity of our local exchange)

[tel]

It's too early in the day, to try for the sympathy vote.

[The Moan Ranger]

Still dog slow today on my work PC. Blackberry not affected 

To be frank I suspect that is a local issue. The speed here has not varied. It always works well all day, slows between 4pm and 8pm then picks up again (which I put down to kids logging on after school and the capacity of our local exchange)

All other sites run fine as usual though - Mr Beelzebub, for example, loads up in about 3 seconds
http://www.barrybeelzebub.co.uk/    (Worth a read!)

[GROWLER]

Still dog slow today on my work PC. Blackberry not affected 

To be frank I suspect that is a local issue. The speed here has not varied. It always works well all day, slows between 4pm and 8pm then picks up again (which I put down to kids logging on after school and the capacity of our local exchange)

All other sites run fine as usual though - Mr Beelzebub, for example, loads up in about 3 seconds
http://www.barrybeelzebub.co.uk/    (Worth a read!)

I read that meself like.
Particulary like'd this little gem:

THESE cows that have caught this dreaded Bluetongue virus. Are we absolutely, one hundred per cent certain, that it’s not just a case of Big Daisy grabbing and chewing a biro from the shirt pocket of a passing vet?

I know it sounds daft, but it’s worth asking, surely?

 

Me? I blame the bloody muslums.

[Snoopy]

Still dog slow today on my work PC. Blackberry not affected 

To be frank I suspect that is a local issue. The speed here has not varied. It always works well all day, slows between 4pm and 8pm then picks up again (which I put down to kids logging on after school and the capacity of our local exchange)

All other sites run fine as usual though - Mr Beelzebub, for example, loads up in about 3 seconds
http://www.barrybeelzebub.co.uk/    (Worth a read!)

Now that took me two minutes and three attempts to get into. Perhaps he lives nearer to you than me 

[Grumpmeister]

I am not a shite mod!!! I, am, shite admin!!!

And I still don't know how all the buttons work.   

 

Sorry, couldn't resist it, first day back in office and chaos here, any light relief is welcome!

S'all true. That's why it hurts. 

Maybe if you ask Barman nicely he'll lend you his copy of 'Virtual Pub for Dummies'. Just dont read past the page with the fold in the corner or you'll end up knowing more than he does 

[tel]

Still running very nicely, thank you