At last. I have taken a sicky today and am home alone, surrounded by tat, and making my virgin post here. Be gentle with me.
My life is a nightmare. Every day she comes home with candles, cushions, tat and fish, and often wool.
She fails to understand the Welsh. Why? My needs are simple, but involve none of the above items.
She is eating me out of house and home. I have to spend £30 a week on chocolate. SHe eats it like a Dyson.
I am a prisoner in my own half house. Please help!