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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #30 on: October 01, 2007, 03:04:10 PM »
At least he has a choice!

According to the rest of the quote he does not have a choice as they (being the sofaS) are full of tat.
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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #31 on: October 01, 2007, 03:04:52 PM »
She's home soon scared2:

I must hide.  I know she has seen this, but I had to let it out.

I must run.  I have a tent.  Must buy a primus.  Freedom beckons on the Common.

Bye.

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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2007, 03:05:42 PM »
I fear Wenchy is befuddled now. I also fear that Mr Wench is destined for a night on the sofa! scared2:

The bath actually. The sofas are full of tat.  redface:


Hang on you lot ~ You missed one there. Note in the above quote "SofaS"

How many sofas does one home containing two people need and what is the female equivalent of willy waving????

There is the sofa in the living room and his  sick2: chair sick2:
Then there is the sofa in the spare room.
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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2007, 03:07:09 PM »
So much choice!
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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2007, 03:21:53 PM »
I fear Wenchy is befuddled now. I also fear that Mr Wench is destined for a night on the sofa! scared2:

The bath actually. The sofas are full of tat.  redface:


Hang on you lot ~ You missed one there. Note in the above quote "SofaS"

How many sofas does one home containing two people need and what is the female equivalent of willy waving????

There is the sofa in the living room and his  sick2: chair sick2:
Then there is the sofa in the spare room.

Oh ~ we have three. One in the lounge and two in the sitting room. We also have two dining tables ~ one in the dining Room and one in the garage whence it resides awaiting those summer days that come round once in a blue moon and we eat outside. Oh and 12 dining chairs.
See Mrs Nick isn't the only one with more furniture that bums to put on it.
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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2007, 03:24:04 PM »
Bums are taboo! (catholic you see, therefore sort of rude.)
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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2007, 03:24:47 PM »
So see I wasn't waving any apendage!!!!

New sofa purchasing is in the pipeline though!!!  eveilgrin:

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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2007, 03:25:13 PM »
I fear Wenchy is befuddled now. I also fear that Mr Wench is destined for a night on the sofa! scared2:

The bath actually. The sofas are full of tat.  redface:


Hang on you lot ~ You missed one there. Note in the above quote "SofaS"

How many sofas does one home containing two people need and what is the female equivalent of willy waving????

Sofa waving... obviously.

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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2007, 03:28:07 PM »
Tent, primus, mug, knitted knickers.

HELP!

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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2007, 03:32:02 PM »

How many sofas does one home containing two people need and what is the female equivalent of willy waving????


Oh ~ we have three. One in the lounge and two in the sitting room. We also have two dining tables ~ one in the dining Room and one in the garage whence it resides awaiting those summer days that come round once in a blue moon and we eat outside. Oh and 12 dining chairs.
See Mrs Nick isn't the only one with more furniture that bums to put on it.
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We had 2 sofas, then as we got older, and found them to be less suited to our needs, we decided that nice comfy recliners were the way to go, so we now have 4 reclining arm chairs instead. (it was going to be 2, it evolved into 4, long story). 1 large dinging table with very comfy chairs, one smaller kitchen table & chairs and as yet no outdoor garden table, have not found a use for one yet. Bistro (Kitchen ) table and chairs are easy to carry outside if and when the occasion arises, once in the last 18 months so far.

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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2007, 03:34:58 PM »
 sick2: Comfy recliners.  sick2:

 sick2:  sick2: Orange paisley comfy recliners  sick2:  sick2:

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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2007, 03:36:17 PM »
Pardon?
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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2007, 03:36:34 PM »

How many sofas does one home containing two people need and what is the female equivalent of willy waving????


Oh ~ we have three. One in the lounge and two in the sitting room. We also have two dining tables ~ one in the dining Room and one in the garage whence it resides awaiting those summer days that come round once in a blue moon and we eat outside. Oh and 12 dining chairs.
See Mrs Nick isn't the only one with more furniture that bums to put on it.

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We had 2 sofas, then as we got older, and found them to be less suited to our needs, we decided that nice comfy recliners were the way to go, so we now have 4 reclining arm chairs instead. (it was going to be 2, it evolved into 4, long story). 1 large dinging table with very comfy chairs, one smaller kitchen table & chairs and as yet no outdoor garden table, have not found a use for one yet. Bistro (Kitchen ) table and chairs are easy to carry outside if and when the occasion arises, once in the last 18 months so far.

Yes but with two of us + three kids + various relatives + Grandchildren + grown up children + in-laws.
I still had to hire two tables for the youngest's apres Christening Lunch.

Oh and I forgot to mention the breakfast bar in the Kitchen.
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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
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Re: Mrs Wench: the truth
« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2007, 03:40:58 PM »
Poor chap.
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