Mrs Wench: the truth

[Bar Wench]

Poor chap.

He wants to keep it. It's an heirloom. 

  chair 

[Misunderstood]

Pardon?

Indeed.

    And what's wrong with a 'comfy' recliner?  Specially one that cost more than the car!

[Bar Wench]

Pardon?

Indeed.

    And what's wrong with a 'comfy' recliner?  Specially one that cost more than the car!

They take up an awful lot of room and look horrific especially when covered in orange paisley.

I shall take pictures when I get home. 

[Snoopy]

Pardon?

Indeed.

    And what's wrong with a 'comfy' recliner?  Specially one that cost more than the car!

They take up an awful lot of room and look horrific especially when covered in orange paisley.

I shall take pictures when I get home. 

No, No! Don't trouble yourself my dear ~ we'll take your word for it (well I will anyway)

[Nick]

I have just forgotten where The Boy is . This social whirl. I have to collect him at 5.00.


But where from?

[Barman]

Pardon?

Indeed.

    And what's wrong with a 'comfy' recliner?  Specially one that cost more than the car!

They take up an awful lot of room and look horrific especially when covered in orange paisley.

I shall take pictures when I get home. 

No, No! Don't trouble yourself my dear ~ we'll take your word for it (well I will anyway)

Me too... 

[Snoopy]

I have just forgotten where The Boy is . This social whirl. I have to collect him at 5.00.


But where from?

Start from School and work outwards.

[Nick]

Tennis, phew

I lost the plot there for a second!

[Sour Puss]

Comfy recliners. 

   Orange paisley comfy recliners   

You are young, you wait and see.  I always had matching pairs of Sofas then one day I realized that they were just not comfy and more. You grow out of sofas eventually.

I now have two very nice traditional Parker Knoll recliners, in a sort of Burgundy cloth (no velor or orange paisley in sight)  and two modern cream leather swivel recliners (part of the long story).

[Nick]

STOP IT!

[Sour Puss]

STOP IT!

You can talk, how many dining sets do you have now?

[Misunderstood]

STOP IT!

What are YOU doing here at 4:59:48 when the Boy is to be collected from (hopefully) tennis at five?

[Grumpmeister]

I lost the plot there for a second!

You mean to say that at some point you've actually FOUND the plot? 






Thats a very scary thought Nick 

[GROWLER]

At last.  I have taken a sicky today and am home alone, surrounded by tat, and making my virgin post here.  Be gentle with me.

My life is a nightmare.  Every day she comes home with candles, cushions, tat and fish, and often wool.

She fails to understand the Welsh.  Why? My needs are simple, but involve none of the above items.

She is eating me out of house and home.  I have to spend £30 a week on chocolate.  SHe eats it like a Dyson.

I am a prisoner in my own half house.  Please help!

Haven't read all this shite. The first post was enough to convince me.
Classic Nickotypo.

NICK. You are a fraud, and I'm very disappointed.

[Nick]

Pardon?