Mrs Wench: the truth

[Bar Wench]

Ahem...

You are supposed to change BACK to the Mr. Wench identity before answering the question I asked him.

 

Ahhhh, but it isn't me. I was just pointing out that even I knew the answer to that as any self respecting poor person that lives with a Cardiff fan would.

But... But You DIDN'T answer the question.

Well, I don't know the answer to the actual question. Why confuse the issue? 

[Nick]

I fear Wenchy is befuddled now. I also fear that Mr Wench is destined for a night on the sofa!

[Bar Wench]

I fear Wenchy is befuddled now. I also fear that Mr Wench is destined for a night on the sofa!

The bath actually. The sofas are full of tat. 

[Nick]

 

He is in sooooo much trouble. Unless he escapes of course.

[tel]

I fear Wenchy is befuddled now. I also fear that Mr Wench is destined for a night on the sofa!

The bath actually. The sofas are full of tat. 

This is too much, Wenchy. A man, even a Welsh one, should not take second place to tat.

[Nick]

He is part of her tat.!

[Bar Wench]

I fear Wenchy is befuddled now. I also fear that Mr Wench is destined for a night on the sofa!

The bath actually. The sofas are full of tat. 

This is too much, Wenchy. A man, even a Welsh one, should not take second place to tat.

He could sleep in his  chair

[Mr Wench]

I can't think of my all-consuming Welshness now.  Help me deal with the tat, the wool and the fish.  Also hair.

Men, please help.  My therapist (Tuesdays 3-4) is at a loss.  Though she has offered me a massage.



Should I accept that?










She is quite nice.

[Bar Wench]

 

[Misunderstood]

I can't think of my all-consuming Welshness now.  Help me deal with the tat, the wool and the fish.  Also hair.

Men, please help.  My therapist (Tuesdays 3-4) is at a loss.  Though she has offered me a massage.

Should I accept that?

She is quite nice.

You have femaleitis and you consult a FEMALE shrink?     GONK!

[Nick]

If it helps him relax. You have to work on your understanding of the male psyche.

The Welsh are weird, but think "testosterone". Oh, you can't.

[Sour Puss]

You have femaleitis and you consult a FEMALE shrink?     GONK!

This is a Gonk........are you sure that is Mr Wench?   



A Gonk is a small furry soft toy which was extremely popular in the 1960s and 1980s as a gift. They are usually plush toys, animal in nature but of no discernible species. They have no legs or arms (although small flaps of material sometimes serve this purpose) and large eyes (often crossed) and/or noses.

[Nick]

Sounds like her kind of man.

I shared a flat with a girl in the 70s. She said there should be a third sex (boyfriend troubles), then added, "But it must have a willy"

Do Gonks qualify?

[Snoopy]

I fear Wenchy is befuddled now. I also fear that Mr Wench is destined for a night on the sofa!

The bath actually. The sofas are full of tat. 

Hang on you lot ~ You missed one there. Note in the above quote "SofaS"

How many sofas does one home containing two people need and what is the female equivalent of willy waving????

[Nick]

At least he has a choice!