The Inquest

[Snoopy]

So the Diana inquest finally gets underway today ~ they estimate it could last up to six months.
I don't know if I can stand the excitement 

[Uncle Mort]

I’d heard it was Diana’s fault.

She and Dodi were having sex in the back of the car and it was her cries of faster, faster, that Henri Paul misunderstood.

[Misunderstood]

I hadn't noticed.

I'm far more interested in the DeMenzies shooting  H & S trial.

This will decide just how much of a police state we are.

[Snoopy]

I’d heard it was Diana’s fault.

She and Dodi were having sex in the back of the car and it was her cries of faster, faster, that Henri Paul misunderstood.

Stand by for someone to make the old "One believes one may have arrived" joke ...........
Bugger! I just gave away the punchline.

[Uncle Mort]

I hadn't noticed.

I'm far more interested in the DeMenzies shooting  H & S trial.

This will decide just how much of a police state we are.

It seems more of a case of the state the police were in.

I can't believe the levels of incompetence being exposed here.

[Barman]

So the Diana inquest finally gets underway today ~ they estimate it could last up to six months.
I don't know if I can stand the excitement 

I heard it on the radio this morning...

I feel sorry for the poor bastards that get stuck with up to six months listening to the crap on Jury duty.

Also, they apparently intend looking into a possible pregnancy, etc. Why?

Most of the crap they are going to dig up (at enormous public expense presumably) can only be circumstantial so who gave the go-ahead for it?

Unless they have some firm evidence that the queen mum or whoever actually did it, I see no point in continuing this pathetic, yet expensive farce.

[Uncle Mort]

Gone to Heaven, not to Hades,
And all because of a fast Mercedes.

 

From Barry Beelzebub's site.

[Snoopy]

Gone to Heaven, not to Hades,
And all because of a fast Mercedes.

 

From Barry Beelzebub's site.

Better than "Candle in the F'ing Wind"

[Misunderstood]

I hadn't noticed.

I'm far more interested in the DeMenzies shooting  H & S trial.

This will decide just how much of a police state we are.

It seems more of a case of the state the police were in.

I can't believe the levels of incompetence being exposed here.

Quite so!  If they get their wings clipped they'll have deserved it, but if it all gets thrown out tho...  Look out!   We could start a lottery as to who's next.  The odds would be about right at about 57,000,000 to 1

[The Moan Ranger]

Gone to Heaven, not to Hades,
And all because of a fast Mercedes.

 

From Barry Beelzebub's site.

I now have an army of Barry Beelzebub fans in my office thanks to his weekly rant. Although he did once write exactly what I was thinking about the anti-smoking brigade...I'll see if I can find the column in question.

[The Moan Ranger]

It's the June 29 2005 one...

[Grumpmeister]

Also, they apparently intend looking into a possible pregnancy, etc. Why?

Most of the crap they are going to dig up (at enormous public expense presumably) can only be circumstantial so who gave the go-ahead for it?

Unless they have some firm evidence that the queen mum or whoever actually did it, I see no point in continuing this pathetic, yet expensive farce.

Its because Al-Fayed has turned the Daily Express into his barking crusade figurehead. Can anyone here name a single publication of that paper since he took it over that hasnt had a Di and Dodi story in it? An inquest is going to be the only thing that has half a chance of shutting him up.

[Snoopy]

Also, they apparently intend looking into a possible pregnancy, etc. Why?

Most of the crap they are going to dig up (at enormous public expense presumably) can only be circumstantial so who gave the go-ahead for it?

Unless they have some firm evidence that the queen mum or whoever actually did it, I see no point in continuing this pathetic, yet expensive farce.

Its because Al-Fayed has turned the Daily Express into his barking crusade figurehead. Can anyone here name a single publication of that paper since he took it over that hasnt had a Di and Dodi story in it? An inquest is going to be the only thing that has half a chance of shutting him up.

He will not get what he wants out of this inquest because what he wants doesn't exist ~ he will therefore keep banging on about it forevermore. The only thing that will shut him up is death.

[Grumpmeister]

There is a part of me that reckons he's already worked out every possible way he could die and created an Express front page for each one connecting it to the 'Great Royal Conspiracy'.


Mind you, if he hasnt I can see a pub competition starting..... 

[Berek]

I't was the fuggin Duke of Edinburgh innit