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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2007, 10:30:27 AM »
I think you've done terribly well! I still have the occasional one with a drink but the habit of doing it everyday is long gone. Once I can't smoke in the pub that one will disapear too.
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #46 on: June 28, 2007, 10:46:00 PM »
Just had my very last cigar in the boozer. sad32:


As much as I think it'll be a good thing in many ways, and also help us poor bastards to give up the weed, I do have my reservations about this heavy handed communistic state attitude being thrust upon us.

What's next then ffs I wonder?  rubschin:
Drinking limit tickets being issued on the door of pubs. Once your card is fully stamped with the set quota that you're allowed, you're OUT chummy. ::)
Lost your ticket? Tough shit. evil:

Monitors being fitted at birth p'raps to register how much air you breath and tax you accordingly, and another one to limit the number of heartbeats you can have before an automatic switch knocks yer ticker off. Save a bloody fortune on pensions.
All sound a bit far fetched and pesamistic? Ask George Orwell for further details...if only.
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2007, 09:56:14 PM »
84 days now, but I was so so so bloody close to accepting one from NICK the other night outside the boozer. Banghead
Bloody useless dump have stopped selling cigars now ffs., and I was gasping for a smoke with a pint. evil:
Yes, I know, it's still classed as smoking , but a toffs snout with a bevvy is my little pleasure ,ok?

Trouble now is that I've become addicted to this bloody Nicotinell liquorice chewy. I bloody love the taste of it, and am using it as chewy instead of rag replacement. Can't be doin' me any good I keep thinking.

Anyone know anyone who makes liquorice chewy so I can get away from this shite?
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #48 on: July 24, 2007, 06:45:01 AM »
Liquorice chewy  sick2:

How about patches?
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #49 on: July 24, 2007, 08:14:02 AM »
Just go and buy those black jack sweeties. Not quite chewing gum but probably the closest you are going to get.
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #50 on: July 24, 2007, 09:01:25 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2007, 06:45:01 AM
Liquorice chewy  sick2:

How about patches?

Have a B.B.King earworm with my compliments.  whistle:

Patches
I'm depending on you, son
To pull the family through
My son, it's all left up to you 
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #51 on: July 24, 2007, 09:34:32 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2007, 09:01:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2007, 06:45:01 AM
Liquorice chewy  sick2:

How about patches?

Have a B.B.King earworm with my compliments.  whistle:

Patches
I'm depending on you, son
To pull the family through
My son, it's all left up to you 

And may I enquire ~ just how long have you been carrying that around in your head, waiting for an opportunity to use it?

You're not a closet C&W fan are you?
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2007, 10:35:35 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2007, 09:34:32 AM
You're not a closet C&W fan are you?
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No. It stuck in my head after hearing it on the car radio when on holiday with the kids years ago.

I made some mocking comments on the tear-jerking lyrics and thereafter they turned it up loud whenever it came on until we got home. Banghead


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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #53 on: July 24, 2007, 10:44:48 AM »
Ah! That would explain it.

I wondered because our American Cousins refer to it as "Shit Kickin' Music" and given your occupation ...............
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #54 on: July 24, 2007, 12:13:21 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2007, 10:44:48 AM
Ah! That would explain it.

I wondered because our American Cousins refer to it as "Shit Kickin' Music" and given your occupation ...............

How curious.

I was aware of that and was going to mention it in my reply before deciding that nobody would recognise the reference.

Have a clap for your worldliness.  worthy:


Perhaps it was Green Beret and CIA not SAS and MI6?
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #55 on: July 24, 2007, 12:15:37 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2007, 12:13:21 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 24, 2007, 10:44:48 AM
Ah! That would explain it.

I wondered because our American Cousins refer to it as "Shit Kickin' Music" and given your occupation ...............

How curious.

I was aware of that and was going to mention it in my reply before deciding that nobody would recognise the reference.

Have a clap for your worldliness.  worthy:


Perhaps it was Green Beret and CIA not SAS and MI6?

Thank you ~ I am not worthy.
I confess that in our house C&W is referred to as "Music to hang yourself by"
'Though to my everlasting shame I do actually like some of it  redface:
Which is probably why I recognised your quote
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #56 on: July 25, 2007, 01:27:33 PM »
I bought my first pack of Canadian snouts last night. They have those pictures on of blackened lungs, furry arteries and rotting teeth. HOrrid. Pics like that could really put you off smoking IMO ::)
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #57 on: July 25, 2007, 01:33:26 PM »
Nick!
Go and have a holiday ~ chase a maid or two along the corridors ~ jump in the pool ~ go 'coon huntin'
You can talk to us anytime!
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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #58 on: July 25, 2007, 01:36:24 PM »
I am having a holiday!

Boy in the Pool, Mrs Nick in the sauna, servants clearing the breakfast dishes (!) and we are being collected later to go boating on the Lake (Ontario that is). The boat in question has a "stateroom" whatever that is. Oh, and a chef. I am killing time here.

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Re: Packin' in the snouts 2
« Reply #59 on: July 25, 2007, 01:39:41 PM »
 ;) I give up ~ have it your own way and enjoy your boating trip.




And don't forget my stick of rock!
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