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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2007, 03:55:07 PM »
It better not be a picture of a computer...

No It's three pert little bottoms, tastefully decorated.

Think you and the missus need a chat about what is considered tasteful.  eeek:

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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2007, 03:56:14 PM »
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2007, 03:57:10 PM »
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2007, 03:58:42 PM »
I have it on good authority that Wenchy's bott is indeed pert. It must be true, it is scrawled on the walls of the gents in the Harrow.

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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2007, 04:23:11 PM »
I have it on good authority that Wenchy's bott is indeed pert. It must be true, it is scrawled on the walls of the gents in the Harrow.
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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2007, 04:42:24 PM »
Bet she made Mr Wench write it up there.  whistle:
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« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2007, 05:40:45 PM »
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...

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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2007, 07:41:16 PM »
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...



The fact that I live in North Wales does not make me Welsh and the fact that Nick lives on the Wirral does not make him Scouse.

Just because the cat had it's kittens in the oven it doesn't mean they are buns.
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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2007, 08:01:18 PM »
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...



The fact that I live in North Wales does not make me Welsh and the fact that Nick lives on the Wirral does not make him Scouse.

Just because the cat had it's kittens in the oven it doesn't mean they are buns.
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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2007, 08:11:42 PM »
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...



The fact that I live in North Wales does not make me Welsh and the fact that Nick lives on the Wirral does not make him Scouse.

Just because the cat had it's kittens in the oven it doesn't mean they are buns.
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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2007, 08:01:07 AM »
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...



The fact that I live in North Wales does not make me Welsh and the fact that Nick lives on the Wirral does not make him Scouse.

Just because the cat had it's kittens in the oven it doesn't mean they are buns.

What if you ice them?

Am going to be sending a trusted envoy into the gents in the Harrow on Friday.  cussing:

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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2007, 08:05:46 AM »
Ahem ~ I am reliably informed that the Gents in Harrow is a well known Cottage. whistle:
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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2007, 08:06:06 AM »
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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2007, 08:07:50 AM »
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...



The fact that I live in North Wales does not make me Welsh and the fact that Nick lives on the Wirral does not make him Scouse.

Just because the cat had it's kittens in the oven it doesn't mean they are buns.

What if you ice them?

Am going to be sending a trusted envoy into the gents in the Harrow on Friday.  cussing:

It is written low down, so tell him to be wary when bending down! Cheam cottagers HQ.

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Re: The Moan Ranger
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2007, 08:10:05 AM »
See ~ what did I tell you?

Trust a Beagle to know these things. We have a very good information gathering unit. whistle:
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