The Moan Ranger

[tel]

IF BM is now in the air and Wenchy has vanished, who's running the place?

[Pastis]

 

[tel]

I now aim to be in the Alma at about 5.00 if there are any takers....................

 So far there are no unusual sounds/sights emanating from the Wandsworth direction.

[The Moan Ranger]

I now aim to be in the Alma at about 5.00 if there are any takers....................

 So far there are no unusual emanating from the Wandsworth direction.

From my elevated perch on the Surrey/London border, I can see dark clouds massing in the general area of Wandsworth. Thank god the brewery has now moved...

[tel]

Everybody's slowly disappearing!

[Uncle Mort]

I'm still sitting in the corner nursing a half of mild.

[Darwins Selection]

Everybody's slowly disappearing!

Sadly for you, I am still here.

In the absence of bar staff we operate an 'Honesty policy'.

We all help ourselves, and if anybody can honestly remember how much they've had, they pay for it.

[Pastis]

I now aim to be in the Alma at about 5.00 if there are any takers....................

So far there are no unusual emanating from the Wandsworth direction.

From my elevated perch on the Surrey/London border, I can see dark clouds massing in the general area of Wandsworth. Thank god the brewery has now moved...

Contrary to your observations the Alma @ Wandsworth was pleasantly calm and hospitable  .
The Youngs was good and time passed without incident... well, apart from the odd Goth lovely asking for a light and the ubiquitous Chinese mainlander offering hookey DVDs, but that's normal for a Friday night... 

[Barman]

Everybody's slowly disappearing!

Sadly for you, I am still here.

In the absence of bar staff we operate an 'Honesty policy'.

We all help ourselves, and if anybody can honestly remember how much they've had, they pay for it.

Memory not your string point when it comes to the till is it Darwin… 

Just don’t give the blind box away this time. 

[Landlady]

Everybody's slowly disappearing!

Sadly for you, I am still here.

In the absence of bar staff we operate an 'Honesty policy'.

We all help ourselves, and if anybody can honestly remember how much they've had, they pay for it.

Memory not your string point when it comes to the till is it Darwin… 

Just don’t give the blind box away this time. 

Oh Barman please remember we don't accept 'string currency' anymore  The exchange rate is appalling plus the fact no one knows how long a peice is so we never seem to be bale to get the till to balance 

I've nailed the blind box to the bar counter though, just to be on the safe side 

[Barman]

Bugger... 

[Darwins Selection]

.... one knows how long a peice is so we never seem to be bale to get the till to balance 

Thats the kind of string that holds up my trousers.
 

I've nailed the blind box to the bar counter though, just to be on the safe side 

Nailed!


I thought it was that gallon Teachers bottle that had gone missing.

Still never mind, I've nearly emptied another one.

[Barman]

.... one knows how long a peice is so we never seem to be bale to get the till to balance 

Thats the kind of string that holds up my trousers.
 

I've nailed the blind box to the bar counter though, just to be on the safe side 

Nailed!


I thought it was that gallon Teachers bottle that had gone missing.

Still never mind, I've nearly emptied another one.

Teachers? 

[tel]

It's happening again! Where is everybody going?

[Nick]

I have been busy and Mrs Nick is "working from home"