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Maggots
« on: October 04, 2007, 07:52:01 AM »
What disgusting, slithey creatures they are!  cussing:

All you do is leave half a steak ‘n kidney pie in the microwave to cool down for, um a week or so and the next thing you know it is infested with the disgusting creatures…  whistle:

And the smell!  sick2:

I fear Mrs. Barman will never use the infernal machine again…  noooo:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 07:57:49 AM »
I certainly wouldn't.  sick2:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 07:59:27 AM »
Great Fishing Bait
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 08:11:23 AM »
Leave the door open did we? rubschin:
How come the stench didn't reach you for a week? eeek:

Maggots are actually very clean creatures IIRC, but I very unfortunately had to deal with them when BOTH of our pet wabbits were struck down with 'Fly Strike' last year. Both died as a consequence. sad32:
Not nice, not nice at all. sick2:

Just gerrit cleaned out BM. Bit of disinfectant and bleach, good rinse, and you'll soon be serving us pies in the bar again. eeek:

Reminds me. Must dig out me life policy. whistle:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 08:12:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 04, 2007, 07:52:01 AM
What disgusting, slithey creatures they are!  cussing:

All you do is leave half a steak ‘n kidney pie in the microwave to cool down for, um a week or so and the next thing you know it is infested with the disgusting creatures…  whistle:

And the smell!  sick2:

I fear Mrs. Barman will never use the infernal machine again…  noooo:

We've all done it! noooo:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 08:13:23 AM »
Clean indeed. Many fishermen sit on the river bank with a few in their mouths to get them warm and wriggling before putting them on the hook.

Stands back and waits for Wenchy to vomit.
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2007, 08:13:45 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2007, 08:12:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 04, 2007, 07:52:01 AM
What disgusting, slithey creatures they are!  cussing:

All you do is leave half a steak ‘n kidney pie in the microwave to cool down for, um a week or so and the next thing you know it is infested with the disgusting creatures…  whistle:

And the smell!  sick2:

I fear Mrs. Barman will never use the infernal machine again…  noooo:

We've all done it! noooo:
No we haven't. noooo:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 08:14:07 AM »
Nothing wrong with maggots, unless you leave them in a bait box, in the she for a week, in 80+ temp!
Then you you'll know how bad something can smell. sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 08:14:22 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 04, 2007, 08:13:23 AM
Clean indeed. Many fishermen sit on the river bank with a few in their mouths to get them warm and wriggling before putting them on the hook.

Stands back and waits for Wenchy to vomit.

I've heard that too! sick2:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 08:15:03 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 04, 2007, 08:13:23 AM
Clean indeed. Many fishermen sit on the river bank with a few in their mouths to get them warm and wriggling before putting them on the hook.

Stands back and waits for Wenchy to vomit.

I've never ever seen anybody do that. Well not in the beautiful south anyway.
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2007, 08:15:53 AM »
Quote from: tel on October 04, 2007, 08:14:07 AM
Nothing wrong with maggots, unless you leave them in a bait box, in the she for a week, in 80+ temp!
Then you you'll know how bad something can smell. sick2: sick2: sick2:

I did that once and when I opened the bait box most had turned into flies.
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2007, 08:17:28 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 04, 2007, 08:15:53 AM
Quote from: tel on October 04, 2007, 08:14:07 AM
Nothing wrong with maggots, unless you leave them in a bait box, in the she for a week, in 80+ temp!
Then you you'll know how bad something can smell. sick2: sick2: sick2:

I did that once and when I opened the bait box most had turned into flies.

It's when they die. After producing vast amounts of ammonia, they coagulate into a horrible jelly-like mass.
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2007, 08:19:00 AM »
It's what they look like, how they move, and knowing they've come out of a flys' bottom that makes them appear so repulsive.

My MIL served Miss GROWLER some stale bread/toast a few weeks ago apparently....AFTER scraping most of the green fungus off it. sick2:

I kicked off that she was trying to poison her, only to be told that it can't do you any harm. This is allegedly true too. eeek:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2007, 08:21:49 AM »
I like mushrooms shrugs:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2007, 08:22:20 AM »
The stench as disgusting and most of the pie was ruined too…  noooo:
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