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Offline Landlady

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Re: Maggots
« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2007, 07:39:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2007, 07:17:41 AM
Quote from: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 07:12:26 AM
When I opened the M/W I truly stepped back in horror - the pie was moving  eeek: - and started reching too!
Don’t exaggerate – the pie didn’t start retching…  noooo:

No okay slight mis-typing again there BUT I bet you did (retch that is) at least a couple of times during 'Operation MW clean up) - seem to remember someone couldn't face their toast that morning  point:

Tell me was it worse than clearing up the cat poop? You always bang on about how THAT is the worst thing in the world  ::)   
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2007, 07:41:51 AM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 07:39:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2007, 07:17:41 AM
Quote from: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 07:12:26 AM
When I opened the M/W I truly stepped back in horror - the pie was moving  eeek: - and started reching too!
Don’t exaggerate – the pie didn’t start retching…  noooo:

No okay slight mis-typing again there BUT I bet you did (retch that is) at least a couple of times during 'Operation MW clean up) - seem to remember someone couldn't face their toast that morning  point:

Tell me was it worse than clearing up the cat poop? You always bang on about how THAT is the worst thing in the world  ::)   
Cat shite tends not to run away when you are trying to scoop it up...  sick2:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2007, 07:48:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2007, 07:41:51 AM
Quote from: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 07:39:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2007, 07:17:41 AM
Quote from: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 07:12:26 AM
When I opened the M/W I truly stepped back in horror - the pie was moving  eeek: - and started reching too!
Don’t exaggerate – the pie didn’t start retching…  noooo:

No okay slight mis-typing again there BUT I bet you did (retch that is) at least a couple of times during 'Operation MW clean up) - seem to remember someone couldn't face their toast that morning  point:

Tell me was it worse than clearing up the cat poop? You always bang on about how THAT is the worst thing in the world  ::)   
Cat shite tends not to run away when you are trying to scoop it up...  sick2:

Sorry two points of order here BM

1) Maggots DO NOT have legs hence they CAN'T run away - wriggle away yes but run  noooo: Unless of course you were dealing with alien maggots who 'perhaps' my have legs - I didn't continue looking in the MW once the stentch had hit me so I can't truly verify the maggot species. Need one of Snoopy's famous web links here I think to confirm possibilities of maggots with legs or not  eeek:

2) Cat poo could 'possibily' be wriggly if it contained ingested worms  sick2:

 
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #48 on: October 06, 2007, 07:50:14 AM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 07:48:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2007, 07:41:51 AM
Quote from: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 07:39:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2007, 07:17:41 AM
Quote from: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 07:12:26 AM
When I opened the M/W I truly stepped back in horror - the pie was moving  eeek: - and started reching too!
Don’t exaggerate – the pie didn’t start retching…  noooo:

No okay slight mis-typing again there BUT I bet you did (retch that is) at least a couple of times during 'Operation MW clean up) - seem to remember someone couldn't face their toast that morning  point:

Tell me was it worse than clearing up the cat poop? You always bang on about how THAT is the worst thing in the world  ::)   
Cat shite tends not to run away when you are trying to scoop it up...  sick2:

Sorry two points of order here BM

1) Maggots DO NOT have legs hence they CAN'T run away - wriggle away yes but run  noooo: Unless of course you were dealing with alien maggots who 'perhaps' my have legs - I didn't continue looking in the MW once the stentch had hit me so I can't truly verify the maggot species. Need one of Snoopy's famous web links here I think to confirm possibilities of maggots with legs or not  eeek:

2) Cat poo could 'possibily' be wriggly if it contained ingested worms  sick2:

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Re: Maggots
« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2007, 07:57:35 AM »
I was planning on offering my services for those little "chores"  eyes: but given the standard of cuisine I don't think so.
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #50 on: October 06, 2007, 08:06:34 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2007, 07:57:35 AM
I was planning on offering my services for those little "chores"  eyes: but given the standard of cuisine I don't think so.
You don't like maggots then?  rubschin:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #51 on: October 06, 2007, 08:09:02 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2007, 08:06:34 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 06, 2007, 07:57:35 AM
I was planning on offering my services for those little "chores"  eyes: but given the standard of cuisine I don't think so.
You don't like maggots then?  rubschin:

I'm a Beagle not a Carp! evil:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #52 on: October 06, 2007, 09:25:07 AM »
Mrs Nick has just accosted me in the shower demanding to know the whereabouts of a minature bottle of maple syrup. How would I know? It's been in the pantry for waht seems like all eternity. I haven't touched it.

"My Mum gave that to me in 1975, and it's of sentimental value." eeek:

Infested, I'll bet.

btw. HOw do flies/eggs/maggots get into a sealed microwave? Or are they sort of embryonic inside the pie to begin with? sick2:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #53 on: October 06, 2007, 11:07:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2007, 09:25:07 AM
Mrs Nick has just accosted me in the shower demanding to know the whereabouts of a minature bottle of maple syrup. How would I know? It's been in the pantry for waht seems like all eternity. I haven't touched it.

"My Mum gave that to me in 1975, and it's of sentimental value." eeek:

Infested, I'll bet.

btw. HOw do flies/eggs/maggots get into a sealed microwave? Or are they sort of embryonic inside the pie to begin with? sick2:
sick2:
Precisely…

The same way that weevils get into flour I reckon – they are there from the start…  noooo:

I said they are there from the start… did you hear that Wenchy?
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #54 on: October 06, 2007, 02:25:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2007, 09:25:07 AM

btw. HOw do flies/eggs/maggots get into a sealed microwave? Or are they sort of embryonic inside the pie to begin with? sick2:

I think they are, there all the time that is, because of the quality of the meat. Most of it isn't real, well it is, but it's all the nasty naff bits that they 'spin' off the bone - its true it really is - remember watching a BBC prog about it eons ago  eeek:
Even more scary thought, which I did mention to BM is that aside from getting in pies this is what happens to bodies once the soul has departed - ie: dieded  eeek: That's why I want to be crem'd - rather go up in flames than have those buggers muching on me  sick2:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #55 on: October 06, 2007, 02:32:29 PM »
Regard it as recycling yourself spider:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #56 on: October 06, 2007, 02:47:59 PM »
I am seriously going to vomit at that thought.

Ummm, why didn't the cleaner notice the pie in the microwave?  eveilgrin:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #57 on: October 06, 2007, 02:49:19 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 02:47:59 PM
I am seriously going to vomit at that thought.

Ummm, why didn't the cleaner notice the pie in the microwave?  eveilgrin:
Oh fuck me... don't get LL started on the bloody cleaner!  ::)
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #58 on: October 06, 2007, 02:54:37 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 02:47:59 PM
I am seriously going to vomit at that thought.

Ummm, why didn't the cleaner notice the pie in the microwave?  eveilgrin:

The cleaner pah! BM panicked and contacted Thomas at the supermarket to draft in a cleaner who apparently spent from 8am to 5pm cleaning the OUTSIDE of the house and didn't do one bit of the two whole baskets of ironing that BM had built up. I think he thought he was Cher for the two weeks I was away and changed whole outfits thrice daily  eeek:
As for why didn't the cleaner notice why the heck didn't BM notice  cussing: it was his bloody pie!
 
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #59 on: October 06, 2007, 02:56:09 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 02:47:59 PM
I am seriously going to vomit at that thought.

Ummm, why didn't the cleaner notice the pie in the microwave?  eveilgrin:

The cleaner pah! BM panicked and contacted Thomas at the supermarket to draft in a cleaner who apparently spent from 8am to 5pm cleaning the OUTSIDE of the house and didn't do one bit of the two whole baskets of ironing that BM had built up. I think he thought he was Cher for the two weeks I was away and changed whole outfits thrice daily  eeek:
As for why didn't the cleaner notice why the heck didn't BM notice  cussing: it was his bloody pie!
 
Ahem...

It was the dog's pie actually... I ate my half...  whistle:
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