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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Maggots
« Reply #60 on: October 06, 2007, 02:56:39 PM »
I didn't hear about that bit!! Honestly BM, would a bit of direction really have been that difficult?
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« Reply #61 on: October 06, 2007, 02:56:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2007, 02:32:29 PM
Regard it as recycling yourself spider:

Nope I can't sorry - also if you are crem'd then you have to have two seperate and independant doctors confirm you are really deaded which hopefully also avoids another of my fears of waking up inside a sealed mortuary cabinet (at best) or in a dark dank casket  scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #62 on: October 06, 2007, 02:58:50 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 02:56:39 PM
I didn't hear about that bit!! Honestly BM, would a bit of direction really have been that difficult?
If I'd spent the whole day doing 'Vietnamese for beginners', no...  noooo:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #63 on: October 06, 2007, 02:59:12 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 02:56:39 PM
I didn't hear about that bit!! Honestly BM, would a bit of direction really have been that difficult?

BM says she 'apparently' spoke very little English - apart from the classics of 'I love you very very much' and 'Make you last a long time'  whistle:
Actually if I even thought the above was the case he'd be deaded too  cussing:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #64 on: October 06, 2007, 03:00:48 PM »
How difficult would it have been to show her the ironing and shove an iron in her hand?  ::)
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« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2007, 03:01:12 PM »
She was only about two feet tall… she probably couldn’t have reached the microwave even if I had spoken enough Vietnamese to ask her to do it…  noooo:
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« Reply #66 on: October 06, 2007, 03:01:54 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 03:00:48 PM
How difficult would it have been to show her the ironing and shove an iron in her hand?  ::)
I tried that!  Banghead

She couldn't work the hoover either...  noooo:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2007, 03:04:34 PM »
And another thing ~ he never told me where the bloody pie was so I couldn't eat it could I? evil:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2007, 03:07:06 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 03:00:48 PM
How difficult would it have been to show her the ironing and shove an iron in her hand?  ::)

And you think BM knows where the ironing board and the iron are? Let alone instruct someone else in this art  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2007, 03:08:18 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 03:07:06 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 03:00:48 PM
How difficult would it have been to show her the ironing and shove an iron in her hand?  ::)

And you think BM knows where the ironing board and the iron are? Let alone instruct someone else in this art  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2007, 03:31:15 PM »
I don't know where ours are.  redface:
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« Reply #71 on: October 06, 2007, 03:34:22 PM »
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2007, 03:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2007, 03:34:22 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 03:31:15 PM
I don't know where ours are.  redface:
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It's why acrylic and nylon were invented! If Mr Wench insists on buying 100% cotton shirts he can iron the damn things himself!
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #73 on: October 06, 2007, 04:45:18 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 03:37:03 PM
happ096 happ096

It's why acrylic and nylon were invented! If Mr Wench insists on buying 100% cotton shirts he can iron the damn things himself!

 worthy:   happ096     shrugs:  Not sure where my iron is either, and I keep meaning to throw the ironing board out every time I find it again.  When we were a family of several white cotton shirts each day, for school and work etc., fine, but now we are retired, it ain't going to happen.  noooo:  Even my mum says life is too short.  whistle:
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Re: Maggots
« Reply #74 on: October 07, 2007, 04:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on October 06, 2007, 04:45:18 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 03:37:03 PM
happ096 happ096

It's why acrylic and nylon were invented! If Mr Wench insists on buying 100% cotton shirts he can iron the damn things himself!

 worthy:   happ096     shrugs:  Not sure where my iron is either, and I keep meaning to throw the ironing board out every time I find it again.  When we were a family of several white cotton shirts each day, for school and work etc., fine, but now we are retired, it ain't going to happen.  noooo:  Even my mum says life is too short.  whistle:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  redface:
Now I have to admit that I am a real sad git then who whilst I don't like ironing still do it because one  eyes: of my favourite treats is getting into freshly ironed pure cotton sheets  ;D
In fact IF, which is unlikely, I ever won the lottery, or some other similar event which allow me to spend money in a fashion I would like to become acustomed to (which ain't ever likely to happen) my first TREAT would be to have frashly ironed cottom sheets on my bed EVERYDAY. This luxury would also, obviously, included someone unmaking and remaking the bed every day too. Does this make me  whacky115
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