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Quote from: Pussy Galore on October 06, 2007, 04:45:18 PMQuote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 03:37:03 PM It's why acrylic and nylon were invented! If Mr Wench insists on buying 100% cotton shirts he can iron the damn things himself! Not sure where my iron is either, and I keep meaning to throw the ironing board out every time I find it again. When we were a family of several white cotton shirts each day, for school and work etc., fine, but now we are retired, it ain't going to happen. Even my mum says life is too short. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Now I have to admit that I am a real sad git then who whilst I don't like ironing still do it because one of my favourite treats is getting into freshly ironed pure cotton sheets In fact IF, which is unlikely, I ever won the lottery, or some other similar event which allow me to spend money in a fashion I would like to become acustomed to (which ain't ever likely to happen) my first TREAT would be to have frashly ironed cottom sheets on my bed EVERYDAY. This luxury would also, obviously, included someone unmaking and remaking the bed every day too. Does this make me
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 06, 2007, 03:37:03 PM It's why acrylic and nylon were invented! If Mr Wench insists on buying 100% cotton shirts he can iron the damn things himself! Not sure where my iron is either, and I keep meaning to throw the ironing board out every time I find it again. When we were a family of several white cotton shirts each day, for school and work etc., fine, but now we are retired, it ain't going to happen. Even my mum says life is too short.
It's why acrylic and nylon were invented! If Mr Wench insists on buying 100% cotton shirts he can iron the damn things himself!
It may well make you but you are in good company. Nothing nicer that crisp cold sheets on the bed ~ 'cept p'raps a hot blonde
Quote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:13:26 PMIt may well make you but you are in good company. Nothing nicer that crisp cold sheets on the bed ~ 'cept p'raps a hot blonde How do you do hospital corners on a hot blonde? On second thoughts don't tell me
Quote from: Landlady on October 07, 2007, 04:20:32 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:13:26 PMIt may well make you but you are in good company. Nothing nicer that crisp cold sheets on the bed ~ 'cept p'raps a hot blonde How do you do hospital corners on a hot blonde? On second thoughts don't tell me Well you start with a couple pf silk scarves I've probably said too much already.
Quote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:22:10 PMQuote from: Landlady on October 07, 2007, 04:20:32 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:13:26 PMIt may well make you but you are in good company. Nothing nicer that crisp cold sheets on the bed ~ 'cept p'raps a hot blonde How do you do hospital corners on a hot blonde? On second thoughts don't tell me Well you start with a couple pf silk scarves I've probably said too much already.Or ties...
Quote from: Barman on October 07, 2007, 05:03:06 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:22:10 PMQuote from: Landlady on October 07, 2007, 04:20:32 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:13:26 PMIt may well make you but you are in good company. Nothing nicer that crisp cold sheets on the bed ~ 'cept p'raps a hot blonde How do you do hospital corners on a hot blonde? On second thoughts don't tell me Well you start with a couple pf silk scarves I've probably said too much already.Or ties... How common
Quote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 05:10:01 PMQuote from: Barman on October 07, 2007, 05:03:06 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:22:10 PMQuote from: Landlady on October 07, 2007, 04:20:32 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:13:26 PMIt may well make you but you are in good company. Nothing nicer that crisp cold sheets on the bed ~ 'cept p'raps a hot blonde How do you do hospital corners on a hot blonde? On second thoughts don't tell me Well you start with a couple pf silk scarves I've probably said too much already.Or ties... How common Silk ties...?
Quote from: Barman on October 07, 2007, 05:11:29 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 05:10:01 PMQuote from: Barman on October 07, 2007, 05:03:06 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:22:10 PMQuote from: Landlady on October 07, 2007, 04:20:32 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:13:26 PMIt may well make you but you are in good company. Nothing nicer that crisp cold sheets on the bed ~ 'cept p'raps a hot blonde How do you do hospital corners on a hot blonde? On second thoughts don't tell me Well you start with a couple pf silk scarves I've probably said too much already.Or ties... How common Silk ties...?Why ruin a good tie?And it's not the same if you are using ties your MiL gave you for Christmas. The fvcking jingle that is hidden within (Oh what a good pressy for BM) will be sure to go off at the wrong moment causing unwanted hysteria on her part and unpleasant thoughts of her mother on yours.
Quote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 05:12:45 PMQuote from: Barman on October 07, 2007, 05:11:29 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 05:10:01 PMQuote from: Barman on October 07, 2007, 05:03:06 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:22:10 PMQuote from: Landlady on October 07, 2007, 04:20:32 PMQuote from: Snoopy on October 07, 2007, 04:13:26 PMIt may well make you but you are in good company. Nothing nicer that crisp cold sheets on the bed ~ 'cept p'raps a hot blonde How do you do hospital corners on a hot blonde? On second thoughts don't tell me Well you start with a couple pf silk scarves I've probably said too much already.Or ties... How common Silk ties...?Why ruin a good tie?And it's not the same if you are using ties your MiL gave you for Christmas. The fvcking jingle that is hidden within (Oh what a good pressy for BM) will be sure to go off at the wrong moment causing unwanted hysteria on her part and unpleasant thoughts of her mother on yours.Not trick ties – tying-up ties… Probably…
How did my maggots thread stoop to tie ‘n tease?
Quote from: Barman on October 07, 2007, 05:32:00 PMHow did my maggots thread stoop to tie ‘n tease? This is the "Off Topic" remember ~ anyway I was flirting with talking to your wife.
Quote from: Barman on October 07, 2007, 05:32:00 PMHow did my maggots thread stoop to tie ‘n tease? I would say relatively quickly And yes, it's The Off Topic... or The Toff's Optic in certain parts of Berkshire
