Check your mobby before giving it away

[Barman]

ANd Miss G sees Growler as a role model?

I reckon he has approx another six months of this before he turns into the devil. Either he will be unable to accept that she is no longer his little girl or she will FINALLY realise that Daddy isn't always right. Then he will look back on these days with longing.

Nah. She'll forgive me.
I can do the innocent fluttering eyes too you know. Been watching others here doin' it for years.  

I'll report back later with the outcome....but it might not be from here.

Must go. Have to earn some more dosh to pay for a bag of dog biscuits.

I should tell her that you lent the 'phone to Nick and he put it there! 

[Bar Wench]

ANd Miss G sees Growler as a role model?

I reckon he has approx another six months of this before he turns into the devil. Either he will be unable to accept that she is no longer his little girl or she will FINALLY realise that Daddy isn't always right. Then he will look back on these days with longing.

Nah. She'll forgive me.
I can do the innocent fluttering eyes too you know. Been watching others here doin' it for years.  

I'll report back later with the outcome....but it might not be from here.

Must go. Have to earn some more dosh to pay for a bag of dog biscuits.

I should tell her that you lent the 'phone to Nick and he put it there! 

Ohhhh do that do that!

 

[Nick]

 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

I don't really mind taking the blame. I usually do. My shoulders sag under the weight.

[Grumpmeister]

ANd Miss G sees Growler as a role model?

I reckon he has approx another six months of this before he turns into the devil. Either he will be unable to accept that she is no longer his little girl or she will FINALLY realise that Daddy isn't always right. Then he will look back on these days with longing.

Nah. She'll forgive me.
I can do the innocent fluttering eyes too you know. Been watching others here doin' it for years.  

I'll report back later with the outcome....but it might not be from here.

Must go. Have to earn some more dosh to pay for a bag of dog biscuits.

I should tell her that you lent the 'phone to Nick and he put it there! 

Ohhhh do that do that!

 

To be honest if she's met Nick she probably would believe it.

If all else fails, does the phone have Bluetooth? If it does then you can always use the 'bluecast' gambit and claim that it was beamed to your phone in a pub. 

[GROWLER]

I've kept schtum tonight. So far so good.

I'll transfer it via bluetooth later, providing she hasn't erased it.

Anyone want a copy? PM me and I'll send it.

[Nick]

What is this Bluetooth thingummy all about?

My neighbour just walked down the road with an earpiece, MP3 player and phone all with flashing lights. I thought it was an android coming towards me.

[GROWLER]

I thought it was an android coming towards me.

It was.
You live in ............











THE VILLAGE OF THE LIVING DEAD!


only, knowin' your luck, it was a bloody asteroid

[GROWLER]

What is this Bluetooth thingummy all about?

It's what 'appens when you catch 'Blue Tounge'.

[Barman]

What is this Bluetooth thingummy all about?

It's what 'appens when you catch 'Blue Tounge'.

I was going to say that... 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Barman]

[Darwins Selection]

What is this Bluetooth thingummy all about?

It's what 'appens when you catch 'Blue Tounge'.

I was going to say that... 

So was I, except I would have used the werd 'tongue'.