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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2007, 01:22:57 PM »
Nick has enough on his plate with Miss NetBall kit and a stewardess who flies in occasionally.

Miss Netball Kit and I have a meeting at three. cloud9:

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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2007, 01:24:05 PM »
Nick has enough on his plate with Miss NetBall kit and a stewardess who flies in occasionally.

Miss Netball Kit and I have a meeting at three. cloud9:

I am putting on my special fireproof underpants.

She must be hot stuff then Nick!
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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2007, 01:24:29 PM »
Oh she is cloud9:
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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2007, 01:25:57 PM »
I have an urge to email her and tell her to look out for the drooling Dad with a John Wayne walk.  eveilgrin:

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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2007, 01:26:43 PM »
Her name is Lesley


































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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2007, 01:27:44 PM »
That's MILFH's name.  eeek:

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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2007, 01:29:10 PM »
Lesley.  cloud9:

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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2007, 01:34:15 PM »
Lesley.  cloud9:

I hope she has her gym kit on. I shall get there specially early eveilgrin:
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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2007, 01:34:57 PM »
Turd in your teeth

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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2007, 01:43:49 PM »
Lesley.  cloud9:

I hope she has her gym kit on. I shall get there specially early eveilgrin:
Probably used to be Leslie. noooo:
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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2007, 06:15:46 PM »
Nick has enough on his plate with Miss NetBall kit and a stewardess who flies in occasionally.

Miss Netball Kit and I have a meeting at three. cloud9:

I am putting on my special fireproof underpants.

Warming them in the microwave first to stop any shrinkage then, eh Niclk  eyes:
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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2007, 07:03:51 PM »
I don't know if this is email dangers or dangerous...  confused:

I had one in this afternoon from ....  tunble:

Message subject ...  tunble:

Message size ... 0.6Kb

WTF is that about?  Nothing.... from no one... ::)
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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2007, 07:07:08 PM »
That's MILFH's name.  eeek:

It's the sadly missed  happy001 ex Mrs GROWLERS name too!

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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2007, 07:14:07 PM »
For all those in need....you can do a course on writing emails...................... perhaps we should buy in a job lot with bar profits. happy001

I only know 'cause I was 'sent' on one for an 'online tutor' post I was taking!!!! eyes:  (in reality it was a mixture of seminars and..... you guessed it.....online work .....ie emailing!!!!!!) confused:

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Re: E mail dangers
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2007, 07:37:32 AM »
I saw somewhere the other day that some university or other (this is not exactly loaded with facts is it) had started a course on Youtube FFS!  Banghead

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