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Offline Nick

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I have just found a fox
« on: October 04, 2007, 07:11:26 PM »
in my kitchen!! Bastard! eeek:

It was after the rubbish bin. I shouted at it and it ran out again.




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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 07:12:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:11:26 PM
in my kitchen!! Bastard! eeek:

It was after the rubbish BUN I shouted at it and it ran out again.




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Panicking are we? lol:

I'd change bakers if I were you. Even the bastard foxes don't like your taste in shoppin'.
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 07:13:46 PM »
It might have turned and savaged me, or whatever foxes do in these circumstances spider:
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 07:15:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:13:46 PM
It might have turned and savaged me, or whatever foxes do in these circumstances spider:

BOLLOX! lol:

Look at the trail of shit it probably left behind after encountering YOU! eeek:
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 07:16:34 PM »
Are you some sort of fox behaviour expert then? Well?
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 07:17:03 PM »
Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
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Re: I have just found a fox
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 07:29:09 PM »
If only? noooo:

ANd I have just retrieved my very annoying avatar to make your lives misery tomorrow while I go to London and other places.
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 07:47:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2007, 07:29:09 PM
If only? noooo:

ANd I have just retrieved my very annoying avatar to make your lives misery tomorrow while I go to London and other places.

I have to go and face that fella at work tomorrow.. whistle:
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 11:20:41 PM »
Why didn't you offer the fox a hobnob?

Everybody else that makes it into your kitchen gets one.

I bet he'd heard the rumours...
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2007, 07:31:59 AM »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on October 04, 2007, 07:17:03 PM
Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
They are attracted by urine-soaked duvets, apparently.
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2007, 07:32:59 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 07:31:59 AM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on October 04, 2007, 07:17:03 PM
Try shutting the door....or install fly screens like we have! ;D
They are attracted by urine-soaked duvets, apparently.
Or festering cat food...  whistle:
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2007, 07:48:00 AM »
Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2007, 07:51:03 AM »
Quote from: tel on October 05, 2007, 07:48:00 AM
Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
To whom is that addressed young sir?  noooo:
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Re: I have just found a fox
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2007, 07:52:30 AM »
Quote from: tel on October 05, 2007, 07:48:00 AM
Does the bounty on fox tails still apply in your part of the universe?
In mine not it does.
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