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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #585 on: October 31, 2008, 04:16:42 PM »
Nah... don't think so; it was an Italian near Old Street. What was disturbing was the place was dressed up for a Halloween party later  eeek:

And on nipping into Tescos back home all the checkout girls are wearing pointy hats  ::)
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #586 on: October 31, 2008, 04:19:57 PM »
Nah... don't think so; it was an Italian near Old Street. What was disturbing was the place was dressed up for a Halloween party later  eeek:

And on nipping into Tescos back home all the checkout girls are wearing pointy hats  ::)
Did you have to go through a 'booze only' checkout so everybody could point at you and throw rotten eggs, etc.?
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #587 on: October 31, 2008, 04:23:52 PM »
Nah... don't think so; it was an Italian near Old Street. What was disturbing was the place was dressed up for a Halloween party later  eeek:

And on nipping into Tescos back home all the checkout girls are wearing pointy hats  ::)
Did you have to go through a 'booze only' checkout so everybody could point at you and throw rotten eggs, etc.?

The checkout I went through had a muslim girl in full najib (sp?) + witch's pointy hat. It quite suited her  lol:
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #588 on: October 31, 2008, 04:26:50 PM »
Nah... don't think so; it was an Italian near Old Street. What was disturbing was the place was dressed up for a Halloween party later  eeek:

And on nipping into Tescos back home all the checkout girls are wearing pointy hats  ::)
Did you have to go through a 'booze only' checkout so everybody could point at you and throw rotten eggs, etc.?

The checkout I went through had a muslim girl in full najib (sp?) + witch's pointy hat. It quite suited her  lol:

You didn't buy any booze then...?  rubschin:
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #589 on: October 31, 2008, 04:29:58 PM »
Moi?   Only a couple of M. Merlots  redface:
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« Reply #590 on: October 31, 2008, 05:11:21 PM »
Moi?   Only a couple of M. Merlots  redface:
In the Najib isle...?  eeek:
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #591 on: October 31, 2008, 05:59:50 PM »
It went something like this...

Pastis: So, what's with the pointy hat?
Najib Girl: It's Halloween party time
P: So, what's Halloween about then?
NG: I don't know, can you tell me?
P: I don't know. I'm not a Christian.
NG: <whispers> Neither am I. I'm Muslim.
P: I gathered that
NG: So, what are you then?
P: I'm a Buddhist
NG: <swiping bar codes on Merlot> Oh really?
P: Or perhaps a Daoist?
NG: Oh!
P: Yes. They're allowed to drink. Some of them drink a lot... always falling off carts and into lakes...
NG: So, no Halloween Party?
P: No. Definitely not.
NG: Well, I like the hat. It's fun
P: Yes. It suits you. It goes with all the black... er...
NG: My Najib?
P: Exactly.

And with that I paid and disappeared into the dusk...  rubschin:
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #592 on: October 31, 2008, 06:52:39 PM »
It went something like this...

Pastis: So, what's with the pointy hat?
Najib Girl: It's Halloween party time
P: So, what's Halloween about then?
NG: I don't know, can you tell me?
P: I don't know. I'm not a Christian.
NG: <whispers> Neither am I. I'm Muslim.
P: I gathered that
NG: So, what are you then?
P: I'm a Buddhist
NG: <swiping bar codes on Merlot> Oh really?
P: Or perhaps a Daoist?
NG: Oh!
P: Yes. They're allowed to drink. Some of them drink a lot... always falling off carts and into lakes...
NG: So, no Halloween Party?
P: No. Definitely not.
NG: Well, I like the hat. It's fun
P: Yes. It suits you. It goes with all the black... er...
NG: My Najib?
P: Exactly.

And with that I paid and disappeared into the dusk...  rubschin:

Two Fatwas in one day.  ;D

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #593 on: November 01, 2008, 08:22:51 AM »
It went something like this...

Pastis: So, what's with the pointy hat?
Najib Girl: It's Halloween party time
P: So, what's Halloween about then?
NG: I don't know, can you tell me?
P: I don't know. I'm not a Christian.
NG: <whispers> Neither am I. I'm Muslim.
P: I gathered that
NG: So, what are you then?
P: I'm a Buddhist
NG: <swiping bar codes on Merlot> Oh really?
P: Or perhaps a Daoist?
NG: Oh!
P: Yes. They're allowed to drink. Some of them drink a lot... always falling off carts and into lakes...
NG: So, no Halloween Party?
P: No. Definitely not.
NG: Well, I like the hat. It's fun
P: Yes. It suits you. It goes with all the black... er...
NG: My Najib?
P: Exactly.

And with that I paid and disappeared into the dusk...  rubschin:

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #594 on: November 07, 2008, 03:06:09 PM »
Hadaway and shite!
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #595 on: November 07, 2008, 03:16:17 PM »
I concur
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #596 on: November 07, 2008, 03:32:24 PM »
Indubitably.

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #597 on: November 07, 2008, 08:30:41 PM »
We have a quorum it seems.
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #598 on: November 07, 2008, 08:31:46 PM »
 rubschin: Time then to pass a motion
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #599 on: November 07, 2008, 08:36:49 PM »
Nnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!  Angry9:
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