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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #720 on: January 17, 2009, 12:59:50 PM »
I am probably going to regret asking but what EXACTLY is wrong with your shower?
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #721 on: January 17, 2009, 01:00:50 PM »
I am probably going to regret asking but what EXACTLY is wrong with your shower?
Well, what's wrong with it now is that I took it up the tip yesterday and it smashed to pieces when I heaved it off the back of the truck...
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #722 on: January 17, 2009, 01:06:30 PM »
Are we talking an ex shower, a shower that is no more, a deceased shower, a shower from which no water will flow again?

So what WAS wrong with it then.

A shower would not smash to pieces being tipped off the back of a truck. It might get a bit bent or buckled but not smashed to pieces so I assume we are not talking a shower here but a shower tray or perhaps even shower cubicle.

Explain yourself man or people will think you are doing a "Nick"
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #723 on: January 17, 2009, 01:09:32 PM »
He seems confused
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #724 on: January 17, 2009, 01:12:41 PM »
We-ell....

It all started once upon a time, a long, long time ago...

We decided to redecorate the whole house...

In our bathroom we had a huge shower thingy which had a steam whatsit and radio, lights, etc. It was ghastly.

I suggested that before we decorate, we could hoik out the shower thingy and remove it from the house without worrying about damaging the walls, etc. It would also be easier to decorate the bathroom of course.

LL vetoed the idea on the grounds of cost.

So verily, I decorated the bathroom, moving the shower around to get behind it above it etc.

I then decorated the bedroom, landing and stairwell...

Then LL decided that the shower had to go after all.  Banghead

So I had to dismantle the thing yesterday and take extreme care to move it out of the house and into the back of the truck without damaging my new paintwork.

Then I drove it to the tip and threw it off the back whereupon it smashed into a trillion pieces.  eveilgrin:

Now we are shopping for shower replacement which will of course have to be manoeuvred past all my new paintwork.  noooo:

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #725 on: January 17, 2009, 01:15:22 PM »
Thank You  cloud9:
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #726 on: January 17, 2009, 01:16:40 PM »
No problem... It is nice to haver it off my chest...
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #727 on: January 17, 2009, 01:28:00 PM »
Meanwhile?

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #728 on: January 30, 2009, 03:46:38 PM »
Hawwaaaayy Like!
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #729 on: January 30, 2009, 04:00:48 PM »
I've had a shite morning ~ only now is the 'red mist' clearing. It started with being delayed on the commute and went downhill rapidly after arriving at work. Some people seem to what their arses wiped for them. To coin a phrase "I'm surrounded by idiots"
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #730 on: January 30, 2009, 04:01:37 PM »
I've had a shite morning ~ only now is the 'red mist' clearing. It started with being delayed on the commute and went downhill rapidly after arriving at work. Some people seem to what their arses wiped for them. To coin a phrase "I'm surrounded by idiots"
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and why is it the the higher up the corporate ladder the bigger the idiot?  cussing:

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #731 on: January 30, 2009, 04:07:23 PM »
And the thing is ~ I just wanted someone, anyone to say the wrong thing so I could really blow my top. But no-one did.

Bastards!

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #732 on: January 30, 2009, 04:08:06 PM »
And the thing is ~ I just wanted someone, anyone to say the wrong thing so I could really blow my top. But no-one did.

Bastards!
That is bad...  noooo:

Don't worry tho - Nick will be along in a minute...  whistle:
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #733 on: January 30, 2009, 04:08:36 PM »
I was on the brink of posting something but thought better of it  angel1
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« Reply #734 on: January 30, 2009, 04:08:57 PM »
I was on the brink of posting something but thought better of it  angel1
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