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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1095 on: October 02, 2009, 09:33:09 AM »
~ or for that matter a carpet fitter and mate who aren't susceptible to fluttered eyelashes and a proffered tenner tip for moving those items that "Poor lil ol' me jest cain't manage on may own y'all"

I find that is the case with workmen of any type. Most of them are susceptible to a flutter of the eyelashes, a slight hint of cleavage and the offer of a cup of tea. If I throw in biscuits most are putty in my hands. I don't need the tenner. Thanks to these tactics I don't go to the tip, council tree surgeons did my personal tree trimming, the community gardener also clears my pathway. I am shameless.

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1096 on: October 02, 2009, 10:48:32 AM »
~ or for that matter a carpet fitter and mate who aren't susceptible to fluttered eyelashes and a proffered tenner tip for moving those items that "Poor lil ol' me jest cain't manage on may own y'all"

I find that is the case with workmen of any type. Most of them are susceptible to a flutter of the eyelashes, a slight hint of cleavage and the offer of a cup of tea. If I throw in biscuits most are putty in my hands. I don't need the tenner. Thanks to these tactics I don't go to the tip, council tree surgeons did my personal tree trimming, the community gardener also clears my pathway. I am shameless.

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1097 on: October 02, 2009, 11:21:15 AM »
~ or for that matter a carpet fitter and mate who aren't susceptible to fluttered eyelashes and a proffered tenner tip for moving those items that "Poor lil ol' me jest cain't manage on may own y'all"

I find that is the case with workmen of any type. Most of them are susceptible to a flutter of the eyelashes, a slight hint of cleavage and the offer of a cup of tea. If I throw in biscuits most are putty in my hands. I don't need the tenner. Thanks to these tactics I don't go to the tip, council tree surgeons did my personal tree trimming, the community gardener also clears my pathway. I am shameless.

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Well done Wenchy ~ and I shall refrain from enquiring about bush trimming.  whistle:
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1098 on: October 02, 2009, 12:31:41 PM »
Most of them are susceptible to a flutter of the eyelashes, a slight hint of cleavage .... most are putty in my hands.
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I would have thought that was an unlikely combination somehow?

Unless you mean very old putty?
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1099 on: October 02, 2009, 12:34:42 PM »
Most of them are susceptible to a flutter of the eyelashes, a slight hint of cleavage .... most are putty in my hands.
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I would have thought that was an unlikely combination somehow?

Unless you mean very old putty?

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1100 on: October 02, 2009, 12:52:21 PM »
And I thought I'd been so careful not to leave any openings!

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1101 on: October 02, 2009, 12:56:00 PM »
And I thought I'd been so careful not to leave any openings!

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1102 on: October 02, 2009, 01:16:50 PM »
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1104 on: October 16, 2009, 01:06:38 PM »
Here we are again ~ another weekend looms  tunble:
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1105 on: October 16, 2009, 01:13:59 PM »
Horaaaayyyyyyyyy   Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1106 on: October 16, 2009, 01:33:27 PM »
Soon be Monday.

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1107 on: October 16, 2009, 01:35:06 PM »
I'm off work on Monday  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1108 on: October 16, 2009, 01:36:25 PM »
I've been 'off' work for years.

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Re: Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......
« Reply #1109 on: October 16, 2009, 01:46:44 PM »
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