Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......

[apc2010]

We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.

One of the guys just asked if he could see me.

He had a letter he had drafted with him.

He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.

Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair.

He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.

My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that 

Another mental woman on your case .................just wot you need..........

[Barman]

We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.

One of the guys just asked if he could see me.

He had a letter he had drafted with him.

He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.

Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair.

He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.

My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that 

 

Men eh...? 

[Snoopy]

We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.

One of the guys just asked if he could see me.

He had a letter he had drafted with him.

He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.

Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair.

He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.

My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that 

And are you?   

[Darwins Selection]

We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.

One of the guys just asked if he could see me.

He had a letter he had drafted with him.

He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.

Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair.

He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.

My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that 

And are you?   

That crossed my mind as a reply, but it seemed too tasteless. 

[Steve]

if his wife is that easily convinced then summat is deeply wrong there

Not sure what should be done with mother in laws.  As a species they are far too dangerous to be allowed to live but how best to achieve the necessary eradication?

practical thought.  Why doesn't he get his wife to phone that office landline on a Saturday?  Amazing things landlines, they don't have that here today somewhere else later today factor.  I will NEVER work with a contractor that doesn't have a landline

[Snoopy]

We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.

One of the guys just asked if he could see me.

He had a letter he had drafted with him.

He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.

Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair.

He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.

My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that 

And are you?   

That crossed my mind as a reply, but it seemed too tasteless. 

Not just tasteless but crass and offensive too ...... it's what we do best. 

[GROWLER]

Bloody 'ell MD.

You are the Official VP Shite Magnet. 

[Miss Demeanour]

if his wife is that easily convinced then summat is deeply wrong there

Not sure what should be done with mother in laws.  As a species they are far too dangerous to be allowed to live but how best to achieve the necessary eradication?

practical thought.  Why doesn't he get his wife to phone that office landline on a Saturday?  Amazing things landlines, they don't have that here today somewhere else later today factor.  I will NEVER work with a contractor that doesn't have a landline

We don't have fixed landlines . We have landline numbers but directed to a mobile phone

[Steve]

Ah, another looked clever idea goes to the bin

Still a way too suspicious wife, there's more to this story than just a bastard mother in law

[Just One More]

Bloody 'ell MD.

You are the Official VP Shite Magnet. 

 

[miss Tchevious]

We have got some temporary contractors in at the moment to do some speciofic work.

One of the guys just asked if he could see me.

He had a letter he had drafted with him.

He is working 2 part time jobs at the moment and has agreed that one of his days that he works here is a Saturday but at normal weekday rates.

Apparently his mother in law doesn't believe this and has convinced his wife he is having an affair.

He wanted me to sign a letter stating that the building was open on a Saturday and he was working here at the time.

My first question to him was what if the mother in law thought that I was the one he was having an affair with . He hadn't thought of that 

Good God woman!!! Your posts read like the juiciest soap opera ever! You need to do something really saucy, just to warrant all the drama you seem to attract. 

[Miss Demeanour]

My sauciness is for private consumption 

[Pirate]

My sauciness is for private consumption 

I wont tell...

[apc2010]

My sauciness is for private consumption 

I wont tell...

Someone will come along and say ...............By the bucket .//no doubt.

[Miss Demeanour]

Bloody 'ell MD.

You are the Official VP Shite Magnet. 

Growler you have a way with werds 

True tho