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Perhaps the calendar should be checked...?
Quote from: Barman on May 30, 2008, 06:29:56 PMPerhaps the calendar should be checked...? I did that, definitely Friday today.
I have checked and it is deffo the 31st May ~ Tomorrow, being the 1st June, it will be my daughter's 15th Birthday. Can't imagine why you should think I would forget that.
Quote from: Snoopy on May 31, 2008, 08:12:09 AMI have checked and it is deffo the 31st May ~ Tomorrow, being the 1st June, it will be my daughter's 15th Birthday. Can't imagine why you should think I would forget that. And...
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2008, 08:14:10 AMQuote from: Snoopy on May 31, 2008, 08:12:09 AMI have checked and it is deffo the 31st May ~ Tomorrow, being the 1st June, it will be my daughter's 15th Birthday. Can't imagine why you should think I would forget that. And... Oh yes ~ some OLD man will be having a birthday as well. The same OLD man who yesterday was begging people to ask what he was doing this weekend. It hadn't gone unnoticed BM OLD man.
'course not. I hope you have a very happy day. What is LL giving you ~ the usual And it is indeed the THW's 15th too
Quote from: Snoopy on May 31, 2008, 11:26:48 AM'course not. I hope you have a very happy day. What is LL giving you ~ the usual And it is indeed the THW's 15th too My watch was my pressie... Many Happy Returns to THW!
My watch was my pressie...
A man walks into a bar, sits down next to this attractive young lady and casually glances at his watch.Over the next several minutes, he does this again and again.The young lady finds this curious and asks “Are you waiting for someone?”The man replies “Actually, I’m not. I was just given this extraordinary watch as a present. It tells me the time, the date, the weather and some other things telepathically.“Really? What is it telling you right now?”“Well, actually it’s telling me you’re not wearing any knickers” he replies.The young woman giggles and says “Well it’s wrong. I am definitely wearing knickers.”On hearing this the man looks at the watch and hits it, and replies “Oh hang on, this thing's running an hour fast.”
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2008, 11:31:14 AMMy watch was my pressie... Was it a watch like this one?QuoteA man walks into a bar, sits down next to this attractive young lady and casually glances at his watch.Over the next several minutes, he does this again and again.The young lady finds this curious and asks “Are you waiting for someone?”The man replies “Actually, I’m not. I was just given this extraordinary watch as a present. It tells me the time, the date, the weather and some other things telepathically.“Really? What is it telling you right now?”“Well, actually it’s telling me you’re not wearing any knickers” he replies.The young woman giggles and says “Well it’s wrong. I am definitely wearing knickers.”On hearing this the man looks at the watch and hits it, and replies “Oh hang on, this thing's running an hour fast.” Have a good one BM!
