Berek's Haway cheer up man, it's Friday.......

[Snoopy]

Not entirely as a joke and during one of his many returns to the nest, I once wrapped my 21 yo son's sandwiches in a page torn from an atlas. 

[Barman]

Not entirely as a joke and during one of his many returns to the nest, I once wrapped my 21 yo son's sandwiches in a page torn from an atlas. 

[Darwins Selection]

. . .problem was they were like fvcking boomerangs until they reached thirty.

What, bent and chucked about by dark-skinned folk?

[Snoopy]

You may now blush furiously when I tell you that my Daughter is married to a very black young man from Sri Lanka.

So yes ~ In essence I expect she is bent and *ucked about by a dark-skinned bloke 

[Darwins Selection]

You may now blush furiously when I tell you that my Daughter is married to a very black young man from Sri Lanka.

So yes ~ In essence I expect she is bent and *ucked about by a dark-skinned bloke 

I gave up blushing at such gaffes about 20 years ago.

Anyway, I bet my sister-in-law is blacker than your son-in-law. 

[Nick]

Is she a chimney sweep?

[Darwins Selection]

Is she a chimney sweep?

She tried to persuade him at first that she was.

[Nick]

I suppose she waved her brush at him

[Darwins Selection]

I suppose she waved her brush at him

You omitted 'flue' and 'back boiler' references.

[Snoopy]

You may now blush furiously when I tell you that my Daughter is married to a very black young man from Sri Lanka.

So yes ~ In essence I expect she is bent and *ucked about by a dark-skinned bloke 

I gave up blushing at such gaffes about 20 years ago.

Anyway, I bet my sister-in-law is blacker than your son-in-law. 

  Mine is a sort of shiny black that only some Sri Lankan's manage. ie Really black, not coffee tinted.

[Nick]

I suppose she waved her brush at him

You omitted 'flue' and 'back boiler' references.

In the interests of Equal Opportunities. 

[Darwins Selection]

You may now blush furiously when I tell you that my Daughter is married to a very black young man from Sri Lanka.

So yes ~ In essence I expect she is bent and *ucked about by a dark-skinned bloke 

I gave up blushing at such gaffes about 20 years ago.

Anyway, I bet my sister-in-law is blacker than your son-in-law. 

  Mine is a sort of shiny black that only some Sri Lankan's manage. ie Really black, not coffee tinted.

Library picture. Real sisters-in-law may vary in size, texture and covering.

[Snoopy]

Same sort of colour but without the bracelets etc.

[Darwins Selection]

Same sort of colour but without the bracelets etc.

Ours has a much larger chip on the shoulder than the one in the picture as well.

[Snoopy]

Mine is OK ~ decent lad really and he keeps the Daughter happy, is good to the Grandchild and works hard. Can't ask for more, 'specially after the idiot she married first time round and by whom she had the child.

He has no admitted religion, was actually born in Hertfordshire although apparently not long after his parents got off the plane. We've never met his family ~ they went their separate ways years ago and he has no contact with them.