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[TG]

My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

[Barman]

My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... 

[TG]

My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... 

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.

[Barman]

My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... 

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.

Indeed... 

[Bar Wench]

My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... 

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.

Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually. 

[Barman]

My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... 

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.

Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually. 

You should keep them covered-up if you don't like it... 

[Bar Wench]

My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... 

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.

Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually. 

You should keep them covered-up if you don't like it... 

Fine! Next time I will wear wellingtons! 

 

[TG]

My attention span is beginning to shorten.

I used to read 1 or 2 books a week. But now I start a book and if it does not grab my attention within 10 or so pages I put it aside. I am now dumping 3 or 4 books a week without getting past 10 pages.

My local Librarians (including the blond, full breasted, full lipped one) assume I am a well read speed reader. I do not want to disillusion them.

Am I going senile?

I think if you were taking something out other than 'The Joy of Sex' every week they might be more impressed... 

I think she might have spotted me looking down her top. Women have a type of radar for that sort of thing I believe.

Something to do with the drool soggying our feet usually. 

I will have you know I do not drool. Slobber a bit maybe.

Anyway, busty, cheerful blonds have no business being librarians, they should be banned.

[Barman]

Wenchy made a joke! Wenchy made a joke!
 

[TG]

She did?

You are all posting to fast and I am drunk.



























Elvis is dead.

[Nick]

I feel like I have lost a fiend

[TG]

My Xbox360 is still broken. 

[Nick]

Hit it with a hammer¬

[Darwins Selection]

You should keep them covered-up if you don't like it... 

   

[TG]

Hit it with a hammer¬

I did. In fact I posted a pic of it but it got hacked.