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Quote from: tel on October 08, 2007, 03:18:52 PMQuote from: Nick on October 08, 2007, 03:14:47 PMAnd when you were 16?? What changed?My grandfather's watches all ran backwards when he put them on. I was always getting static shocks, didn't matter what kind of clothing I wore. Gradually it stopped.Ever go to kiss a girl and get an electric shock thru the lips - doesn't do much for the passion.Nylon knickers on her and nylon socks on you = Static. Next time wear cotton socks and ask her to take her knickers off before she kisses you ~ you both know that is the deal anyway so it'll also save time.
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2007, 03:14:47 PMAnd when you were 16?? What changed?My grandfather's watches all ran backwards when he put them on. I was always getting static shocks, didn't matter what kind of clothing I wore. Gradually it stopped.Ever go to kiss a girl and get an electric shock thru the lips - doesn't do much for the passion.
And when you were 16?? What changed?My grandfather's watches all ran backwards when he put them on.
Yes, but not for long. If you catch my drift. Ah, the good old days................ Maybe Mrs Nick's knicker elastic and other stuff is the problem. I must make her wear wellies in future. Or rubberwear.
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Oh, I thought you were talking about the Tory woman. They must often get mixed up!
Nylon knickers on her and nylon socks on you = Static. Next time wear cotton socks and ask her to take her knickers off before she kisses you ~ you both know that is the deal anyway so it'll also save time.
