The Monday 'what the hell is that' caption competition

[Barman]

I had "stomach issues"!

The girls I went with informed me that a similar thing had happened to them last time they went.  Why on earth would you go back to a place that gave you the shits!?!?!? And take other people with you!?!?

They must really like you eh? 

Never mind me, why would they eat there again!?!? It isn't like they just sat there and watched me chow down!

Isn't that buddha thing in the London art college courtyard?

Perhaps they see you as some kind of food tester for them... 

[Bar Wench]

I wonder why they didn't have the lamb shank that they had all enthused about?  Maybe they really don't like me. 

[Barman]

I wonder why they didn't have the lamb shank that they had all enthused about?  Maybe they really don't like me. 

I think we've got to the bottom of the mystery... 

[Bar Wench]

And then I was the only one to have the creme brulee. 

[Barman]

And then I was the only one to have the creme brulee. 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Barman]

They clearly knew that lamb shank + creme brulee =

[tel]

We had a nice little meal in the local last nite, nothing special, but acceptable. Overcharged for the wine, but they corrected it that even though they had actually served the more expensive one.

[Barman]

We had a nice little meal in the local last nite, nothing special, but acceptable. Overcharged for the wine, but they corrected it that even though they had actually served the more expensive one.

The ol' label-swap trick eh? 

[Bar Wench]

See personally, I feel it is less about the food and more about the company. If it is just Mr Wench and I then yes, food is important but to be honest if it is a large group of friends then the price of the wine is the most important thing and it has to be cheap!

[Barman]

See personally, I feel it is less about the food and more about the company. If it is just Mr Wench and I then yes, food is important but to be honest if it is a large group of friends then the price of the wine is the most important thing and it has to be cheap!

Meals with Mr. Wench are that boring eh? 

[tel]

Why didn't you just go to Wetherspoons then?

[Bar Wench]

See personally, I feel it is less about the food and more about the company. If it is just Mr Wench and I then yes, food is important but to be honest if it is a large group of friends then the price of the wine is the most important thing and it has to be cheap!

Meals with Mr. Wench are that boring eh? 

No but we don't tend to drink as much and so the quality of food is important as you can actually be bothered.

As for Wetherspoons!?!?!?!? There are standards you know! 

[Barman]

See personally, I feel it is less about the food and more about the company. If it is just Mr Wench and I then yes, food is important but to be honest if it is a large group of friends then the price of the wine is the most important thing and it has to be cheap!

Meals with Mr. Wench are that boring eh? 

No but we don't tend to drink as much and so the quality of food is important as you can actually be bothered.

As for Wetherspoons!?!?!?!? There are standards you know! 

I went for lunch there yesterday... 

The thing I couldn’t understand (apart from the Polish barmaid) was that all the smokers were standing outside but the place was absolutely jam-packed full of smoky candles… what’s that about then? 

[tel]

They are now making good money from selling breakfasts and coffee!