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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2007, 08:43:39 AM »
It's called a spa.  cloud9:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2007, 08:46:24 AM »
Yup. I organised a kind of educational retreat for college Principals at this place a few years back.

Excellent!

http://www.paramount-hotels.co.uk/hotels/northern-england/shrigley-hall-hotel-/gallery/#

Check out the swimming pool. It is built in what was formerly the chapel (ex boarding school).
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2007, 08:47:15 AM »
Don't swim  evil:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2007, 08:47:43 AM »
Float then!
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2007, 08:48:38 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 08:47:15 AM
Don't swim  evil:
Spas are good… all the inmates walk around in dressing gowns…  whistle:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2007, 08:50:36 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 08:47:15 AM
Don't swim  evil:

Jacuzzi? Massage? Nice food? Pretty girls?
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2007, 08:53:27 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 09, 2007, 08:50:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 08:47:15 AM
Don't swim  evil:

Jacuzzi? Massage? Nice food? Pretty girls?
And gaping dressing gowns… prolly.  whistle:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2007, 08:54:59 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 09, 2007, 08:33:48 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2007, 08:33:15 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 09, 2007, 08:25:18 AM
Don't you have to indulge in chanting or colonic irrigation?
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Whatever floats your boat.  eeek:
Sorry, thought it said colonial. redface:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2007, 08:55:10 AM »
Oh yes indeed. During my research on veneus for that event I had to go here


http://www.hoarcross.co.uk/

several times. Full of totty ladies in skimpy attire

Wenchy will drool at the pics and the menus!

Pricey though, but the kind of thing Mr Wench might buy her a weekend at for a special birthday (thus allowing him a weekend of beer and rugby)
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2007, 08:55:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 09, 2007, 08:47:43 AM
Float then!

Can't go in deep water ~ implanted defibrillator and water don't mix well ~ if it goes off whilst in pool I drown.
Simple really. eeek:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2007, 08:56:32 AM »
Check out my previous link then. They can massage you with mink gloves and suchlike
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2007, 08:56:43 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 08:55:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 09, 2007, 08:47:43 AM
Float then!

Can't go in deep water ~ implanted defibrillator and water don't mix well ~ if it goes off whilst in pool I drown.
Simple really. eeek:
Sauna? 'massage'?  whistle:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2007, 08:57:04 AM »
More than prolly almost a dead cert I would think.  redface: Not that I would know
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2007, 08:58:13 AM »
Thanks for all the tips but at the moment the Buddhists have it. Simple wholesome food, total peace and quiet and NO distractions.
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2007, 08:58:38 AM »
They chant.
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