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Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« on: October 08, 2007, 04:04:51 PM »
And of course it's my fault cry:

The Boy goes to tennis lessons miles away three effing times a week in Ellesmere effing Port.

At last we have found a neighbour whose daughter also goes and have worked out an ad hoc lift sharing scheme. Normally on Mondays she takes The Boy and The Girl and I pick The Boy up whilst the Girl (age 6) goes back to a friend's house for "tea"

So far so good?

Today I delivered The Boy to her house and she said that for today only I had to bring The Girl home too. Fine.

Mrs Nick then announced that she would do the pickup and fled out of the house. I tried to call her but her phone was off.

She just arrived back with The Boy.

"Did you bring Sophie home too?"

Mrs Nick: "But she goes to her friend for tea on Mondays"

ME: "Not today"

I can still smell the burning tyre rubber as Mrs Nick legged it back on the 20 minute journey to EP.

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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 04:08:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2007, 04:04:51 PM
And of course it's my fault cry:

The Boy goes to tennis lessons miles away three effing times a week in Ellesmere effing Port.

At last we have found a neighbour whose daughter also goes and have worked out an ad hoc lift sharing scheme. Normally on Mondays she takes The Boy and The Girl and I pick The Boy up whilst the Girl (age 6) goes back to a friend's house for "tea"

So far so good?

Today I delivered The Boy to her house and she said that for today only I had to bring The Girl home too. Fine.

Mrs Nick then announced that she would do the pickup and fled out of the house. I tried to call her but her phone was off.

She just arrived back with The Boy.

"Did you bring Sophie home too?"

Mrs Nick: "But she goes to her friend for tea on Mondays"

ME: "Not today"

I can still smell the burning tyre rubber as Mrs Nick legged it back on the 20 minute journey to EP.


Oh Mr Nick - you did that on purpose didn't you?  noooo:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 04:08:49 PM »
 point: point: point: happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 point: point:

I'm sorry Nick but that is just soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.










Feel sorry for the poor little girl who will be in tears by now.
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2007, 04:10:29 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 08, 2007, 04:08:49 PM
point: point: point: happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 point: point:

I'm sorry Nick but that is just soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.











Feel sorry for the poor little girl who will be in tears by now.

Quite. I will cop it later (and I am sure the coach will hang around till she gets picked up) but I tried to tell her. Would she listen?

I thnk I should have the whole house wired for sound so that I can play stuff back as evidence........... cry:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2007, 04:26:34 PM »
You should talk to BM on that subject, Nick (wiring that is!)  ::)
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2007, 04:27:25 PM »
Why does he have an evidential circuit then? They should give those to you when you get married. noooo:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2007, 04:29:17 PM »
You should install CCTV everywhere... then you can play back the tapes  whistle:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2007, 04:29:52 PM »
Brides come with them ready wired into their brains ~ that's why they are never wrong once the prefix Mrs is attached.
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2007, 04:30:30 PM »
Which is why we must fight back with technology! eveilgrin:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2007, 04:31:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2007, 04:27:25 PM
Why does he have an evidential circuit then? They should give those to you when you get married. noooo:
You'd still be wrong...  noooo:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2007, 04:35:39 PM »
Sadly true. Maybe we should just have a jury of 12 honest men at all times.
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2007, 04:38:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2007, 04:35:39 PM
Sadly true. Maybe we should just have a jury of 12 honest men at all times.

But married men would have to ask their wives before they could reach a decision and bachelors just believe anything someone with tits tells them ~ which is how we all end up married.
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2007, 04:40:19 PM »
Mrs Nick has asked me twice today for my opinion on something. Why does she bother? I have stopped offering an opinion. I already know what the answer is........... noooo:
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2007, 04:43:48 PM »
They only ask so they can say "I did consult you" at a later stage thus, when it all goes tits up, it will have been your decision that persuaded her to go against her "better instincts"
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Re: Mrs Nick seriously screws up
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2007, 04:49:03 PM »
I just say, "It's your decision"

Still wrong cussing:
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