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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2007, 08:57:41 AM »
So daughter, her intended and her work mates. That's going to be an expensive night out!!!  point:

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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2007, 11:41:30 AM »
Landlady will be worried!
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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2007, 11:45:02 AM »
Actually from the information I have I believe that the friends are friends of the future son-in-laws - he who Barman has fondly referred to as 'slightly better than the pond scum she used to go out with' - with regard to going out with said daughters friends (of the obvious female variety) then I'm NOT so sure BM can be trusted not to humiliate said daughter as have 'fond' memories of the time he thought one of her friends was 'gay' and because she was a VERY sultry sexy blond bimbet he thought it a GOOD IDEA  ::) to mention to them both that he was APPROVE  ::) said daughter being 'gay' too  redface: redface: redface:
Does 'Claire' ring a bell BM?  shocked003  

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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2007, 11:46:07 AM »
What's the oppostie of Oedipal?
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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2007, 11:48:32 AM »
What's the oppostie of Oedipal?

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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2007, 11:50:19 AM »
Mirror mirror on the wall etc.  point: point: point: point: point:
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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2007, 11:51:00 AM »
Actually from the information I have I believe that the friends are friends of the future son-in-laws - he who Barman has fondly referred to as 'slightly better than the pond scum she used to go out with' - with regard to going out with said daughters friends (of the obvious female variety) then I'm NOT so sure BM can be trusted not to humiliate said daughter as have 'fond' memories of the time he thought one of her friends was 'gay' and because she was a VERY sultry sexy blond bimbet he thought it a GOOD IDEA  ::) to mention to them both that he was APPROVE  ::) said daughter being 'gay' too  redface: redface: redface:
Does 'Claire' ring a bell BM?  shocked003  

He has mentioned that one of them is rather well endowed.  eeek:

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« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2007, 12:02:01 PM »
Up or down?
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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2007, 12:08:40 PM »
What's the oppostie of Oedipal?

I am given to understand that it is an Electra complex Nick.

So, the word you want is Electral - which may explain Grabber Brown's reluctance at the polls!
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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2007, 12:11:35 PM »
Actually from the information I have I believe that the friends are friends of the future son-in-laws - he who Barman has fondly referred to as 'slightly better than the pond scum she used to go out with' - with regard to going out with said daughters friends (of the obvious female variety) then I'm NOT so sure BM can be trusted not to humiliate said daughter as have 'fond' memories of the time he thought one of her friends was 'gay' and because she was a VERY sultry sexy blond bimbet he thought it a GOOD IDEA  ::) to mention to them both that he was APPROVE  ::) said daughter being 'gay' too  redface: redface: redface:
Does 'Claire' ring a bell BM?  shocked003  

He has mentioned that one of them is rather well endowed.  eeek:

Wrong one in this instance - the well endowed friend (who is scheduled to be one of the bridesmaids at May 08 wedding) is Gemma, 36GG or something equally backbreaking  eeek:

Claire - was a school chum of daughters. About 5' 2'', long blond hair, sort of gothic meets slut (in a nice way) make up, with an amazing gravelly voice..........Think she's now on some remote exotic island teaching yoga !

Then, just to drop BM in it further, there was the tall swedish friend of daughters, can't quite remember her name but 'perhaps' Bm can - who taught body pump (keep fit to music with bar bells  ::)) - BM sooooooooooo impressed he used to go along to her classes, just to show support, of course  ::) ::)

Mind you on thinking about it daughter also has some extremely tasty male friends  eyes:

  

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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2007, 12:31:02 PM »
Where to start?

36GG prolly. If you want to die by smothering noooo:
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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2007, 12:48:54 PM »
It'snot Gemma (  o  Y  o  )  point:
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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2007, 12:51:54 PM »
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there was the tall swedish friend of daughters, can't quite remember her name but 'perhaps' Bm can - who taught body pump (keep fit to music with bar bells  ) - BM sooooooooooo impressed he used to go along to her classes, just to show support, of course   


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2007, 12:56:12 PM »
I personally take great pride in embarrasing BOTH my sons and daughter when I take them out. happy088

I explain to them when I do it, that it is simply PAY BACK time, for ALL the embarrasment they have caused me over the years.
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Re: Humiliating fathers
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2007, 12:57:59 PM »
Grandchildren are even better .... once you have wound them up to hysteria pitch you give them back and your child has to suffer the fall-out.
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