Humiliating fathers

[Landlady]

Is he meeting them there? Or is he   coming to Epsom?  

It's on the way to Surrey for him 
Have you set those special mine traps on the M25 we discussed 

[Bar Wench]

Is he meeting them there? Or is he   coming to Epsom?  

It's on the way to Surrey for him 
Have you set those special mine traps on the M25 we discussed 

Of course. 

[Landlady]

Is he meeting them there? Or is he   coming to Epsom?  

It's on the way to Surrey for him 
Have you set those special mine traps on the M25 we discussed 

Of course. 

Splendid - off to brush the dust off the insurance policies then - 50/50 split okay 

[Darwins Selection]

Right, I’m just off to humiliate or not… be good you lot and keep Darwin away from the till… 

I have already decided to start "Happy Hour" a bit earlier, and maybe extend it a bit.

Wench was in agreement I think, she was eating a Wispa at the time but her bulging eyes and purple face when I suggested it, appeared to be assent.

[Landlady]

Right, I’m just off to humiliate or not… be good you lot and keep Darwin away from the till… 

I have already decided to start "Happy Hour" a bit earlier, and maybe extend it a bit.

Wench was in agreement I think, she was eating a Wispa at the time but her bulging eyes and purple face when I suggested it, appeared to be assent.

Wenchy and I are off out ourselves now - bucket and mop in the usual corner Mr. D 

[Bar Wench]

Is he meeting them there? Or is he   coming to Epsom?  

It's on the way to Surrey for him 
Have you set those special mine traps on the M25 we discussed 

Of course. 

Splendid - off to brush the dust off the insurance policies then - 50/50 split okay 

Absolutely, and you have the details for my HSBC account. 

[Darwins Selection]

Is he meeting them there? Or is he   coming to Epsom?  

It's on the way to Surrey for him 
Have you set those special mine traps on the M25 we discussed 

Of course. 

Splendid - off to brush the dust off the insurance policies then - 50/50 split okay 

Absolutely, and you have the details for my HSBC account. 

So do I. 

[Barman]

Ahem…

We had a great evening thank you… survived the M25 and got to Epsom early… caught the train to Clapham and went to Jongleurs…

Excellent evening of comedy, great company (especially me). 

The only embarrassment was a work colleague pouring a jug of beer over my leg (twice) instead of into his glass and another pouring her glass of wine all over the table. 

[Bar Wench]

Ahhh so it wasn't Kingston then!!

Jongleurs is a great place. We are often there. The cocktails are very good. As is the comedy. Wonder if the two are linked. 

[Snoopy]

Ahhh so it wasn't Kingston then!!

Jongleurs is a great place. We are often there. The cocktails are very good. As is the comedy. Wonder if the two are linked. 

It is an accepted fact that alcohol intake makes most things much funnier/entertaining ...... for a while anyway.

[Barman]

Ahhh so it wasn't Kingston then!!

Jongleurs is a great place. We are often there. The cocktails are very good. As is the comedy. Wonder if the two are linked. 

I’m sure it wasn’t the booze as the compare and four of the acts were excellent while the one after the break was shite (IMHO).

Brilliant show, I haven’t laughed so much since… um… I can’t remember. 

[Bar Wench]

We were there once and there was this poor bloke who was on near the end and he didn't get a single laugh. Was awful. 

[Snoopy]

Prolly a drunk from the audience ~ most places seem to let them "have a go" towards the end of the evening.

[Barman]

We were there once and there was this poor bloke who was on near the end and he didn't get a single laugh. Was awful. 

The poor sod was probably just there to sweep up… 

[Landlady]

We were there once and there was this poor bloke who was on near the end and he didn't get a single laugh. Was awful. 

The poor sod was probably just there to sweep up… 

Or on latrine duty