Accidental 999 calls

[Uncle Mort]

Because the idea is if you are in an emergency situation ie being raped then the fewer buttons you have to press the better.

Is it just me or is she doing this deliberately?

I suppose she could be leaning over the keyboard and hitting keys at random.

[chuntering again]

Yea I know about the saving of time arguement, but just how long does it take to unlock your phone? 1 second? 2 seconds?

If she is owt like my wife, it will take her 5 minutes to find it in her handbag. Besides, if you're being raped, I doubt you have time to press 4 buttons, ask for the Police and explain the nature of the crime and your whereabouts. Plod will no doubt stroll along half an hour later, when he's finished lecturing motorists and smokers to take a few photos of your body. If (heaven forfend) you are ever in that situation Wenchy, I advise you to scream your lungs off and run like fuck.

[Nick]

Because the idea is if you are in an emergency situation ie being raped then the fewer buttons you have to press the better.

Is it just me or is she doing this deliberately?

I suppose she could be leaning over the keyboard and hitting keys at random.

 

[Nick]

Yea I know about the saving of time arguement, but just how long does it take to unlock your phone? 1 second? 2 seconds?

If she is owt like my wife, it will take her 5 minutes to find it in her handbag. Besides, if you're being raped, I doubt you have time to press 4 buttons, ask for the Police and explain the nature of the crime and your whereabouts. Plod will no doubt stroll along half an hour later, when he's finished lecturing motorists and smokers to take a few photos of your body. If (heaven forfend) you are ever in that situation Wenchy, I advise you to scream your lungs off and run like fuck.

Exactly!

[Snoopy]

 

[Bar Wench]

I have a rape alarm and steel capped boots. 

[Uncle Mort]

Good for you 

[Nick]

Steel underpants might be more useful

[Bar Wench]

Because the idea is if you are in an emergency situation ie being raped then the fewer buttons you have to press the better.

Is it just me or is she doing this deliberately?

I suppose she could be leaning over the keyboard and hitting keys at random.

Yes, it's my breasts talking! 

[Uncle Mort]

Well men are supposed to keep their brains in their trousers, so...

[Nick]

And what do they say?

[Bar Wench]

Well men are supposed to keep their brains in their trousers, so...

It would make sense wouldn't it.  

[Nick]

Why?

[Darwins Selection]

And what do they say?

I have no idea, but I have noticed an interesting correlation between cold days and Wenchy having 'Caps Lock' on.

[Nick]