Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final?
A. The All Blacks
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a NZ rugby fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the NZ fan - twice.
Q. Why aren’t the All Black rugby team allowed to own a dog?
A. Because they can’t hold on to a lead.
Q. What’s the difference between the All Blacks and a tea-bag?
A. The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Q. What is the main function of the All Blacks coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why don’t the All Blacks need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
New Zealand lamb
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk, “I’d like some New Zealand lamb.”
The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you a Kiwi?”
The guy says, “Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German pork, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?”
“Well, no,” the clerk says.
“Then why do you ask me if I’m a Kiwi just because I ask for New Zealand lamb?”
“Because this is a hardware store,” the clerk replies.
The NZ dog
A All Black fan walks into a bar with his dog just as the rugby scores come on the TV. The announcer says that the All Blacks have lost 10-3 and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead.
"That's amazing," says the barman. "What does he do when they win?"
The man scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally replies: "I dunno.... I've only had him for four years."
Not this one again...
The seven dwarves are down the mine when there is a cave-in. Snow White rushes to the entrance to the mine and yells down the shaft. In the distance, a voice calls out, “New Zealand are good enough to win the World Cup.”
“Thank goodness for that,” Ms White says. “At least Dopey’s still alive.”
A couple were going through the traumatic throes of a divorce when the subject of the custody of their 4 year old became the contended point.
The judge said that since the lad's future was at stake he would like to see the young boy alone in chambers. Once in chambers, the judge asked if the boy understood what was happening.
The 4-year old said "Yes sir, my mummy and daddy won't be living together any more."
"That's correct m'boy" said the judge "And would you like to live with mummy?"
"No" replied the boy.
"Why not?" asked the judge.
"Because she beats me!" said the lad.
"Hmm" said the judge, "Would you like to live with your daddy then?"
Again the boy answered "No."
Again the judge asked "Why not?"
And the little lad replied "Because he beats me too."
"Well then, who do you want to live with?" queried the judge.
"The All Black rugby team, sir."
"Why the All Black rugby team?"
"Because they don't beat anybody"
Q - Whats the difference between Graham Henry and Viagra.
A – At least you’ll get a semi from Viagra.
