Am I becoming Mrs. Nick?

[Miss Piggy]

So Landlady, was ending bottom down in the mud more or less embarrassing than a certain birthday celebration at a local Cyprus meze restaurant when you drunkenly stumbled, then wobbled, then fell head first into the traditional Cypriot band playing at said venue taking out the singer, guitarist and bongo player?! Tee Hee!!!

[Nick]

OK

Just tell us, WTF ae you? it will savetons of time

And worry.

OK?

[Barman]

OK

Just tell us, WTF ae you? it will savetons of time

And worry.

OK?

[Bar Wench]

OK

Just tell us, WTF ae you? it will savetons of time

And worry.

OK?

She's my new sister! 

[Snoopy]

Mine too ~ 'spect she'll take me for a walkies later.

[Barman]

Mine too ~ 'spect she'll take me for a walkies later.

That's my boy! 

[Tinkerbell]

So Landlady, was ending bottom down in the mud more or less embarrassing than a certain birthday celebration at a local Cyprus meze restaurant when you drunkenly stumbled, then wobbled, then fell head first into the traditional Cypriot band playing at said venue taking out the singer, guitarist and bongo player?! Tee Hee!!!

Hi Miss Piggy
Welcome to the sty!!! 

[Nick]

Speak for yerself!

[Barman]

So Landlady, was ending bottom down in the mud more or less embarrassing than a certain birthday celebration at a local Cyprus meze restaurant when you drunkenly stumbled, then wobbled, then fell head first into the traditional Cypriot band playing at said venue taking out the singer, guitarist and bongo player?! Tee Hee!!!

Hi Miss Piggy
Welcome to the sty!!! 

Yes, you're welcome to it! 

[chuntering again]

I dunno, has Nick proposed?

[Barman]

I dunno, has Nick proposed?

At least once I should think...

[Tinkerbell]

I dunno, has Nick proposed?

Not to me...he's my cousin.... apparently!

[Grumpmeister]

I dunno, has Nick proposed?

So thats what they are calling the kiss of death nowadays 


LL you only have to worry about turning into Mrs Nick when Barman starts trying to 'clean' dry dishcloths in the microwave.....

[Snoopy]

I dunno, has Nick proposed?

So thats what they are calling the kiss of death nowadays 


LL you only have to worry about turning into Mrs Nick when Barman starts trying to 'clean' dry dishcloths in the microwave.....

Possibly preferable to breeding maggots I feel.

[Landlady]

So Landlady, was ending bottom down in the mud more or less embarrassing than a certain birthday celebration at a local Cyprus meze restaurant when you drunkenly stumbled, then wobbled, then fell head first into the traditional Cypriot band playing at said venue taking out the singer, guitarist and bongo player?! Tee Hee!!!

Less embrassing coz no think anyone saw me - apart from the possible ramdom stray goat or circling vulture 

Plus the episode of falling into the band was on my birthday - and as EVERYONE knows getting squiffy and doing sily things CAN'T be held up against you on that day EVER - it's allowed, in fact I think it's complusory