I thought I'd woken up in some Kafkaesque other world listening to Today.
The was some bloke talking about leapfrogging the green belt, then a Director of Sainsbury's claiming a financial quarter has 4 months in it, then Sirloin Beefy is going to be knighted, then Osborne (the Draper) being smarmy....
Glad I missed The Badger... the shower was calling