Oh for heavens sake!
Miss Piggy is thought by some (Nick) to have the low-down on Barman ..... since she has known him for some time, being as how they are related, and he (Nick) has created this thread in order to provide Miss P with a space in which to "Dish the Dirt"
A little less time spent earning a crust and a little more time paying attention would be welcome.
That's the trouble with work ~ it gets in the way of all sorts of interesting stuff.