A new job for Wenchy

[Bar Wench]

I blush very rarely.  When I do it's technicolour. 

I thought it was just the yawn that was technicolour!
(Or is that phrase before your time?)

Before my time. The only thing I know that's technicolour is Joseph's coat.

[tel]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=technicolor+yawn

[Landlady]

A Museum of Chocolate. 

Bit late really ~ I know of two in Belgium and one in Germany .... and their chocolate is better too.

Yes but they are foreign!! I need one on the doorstep so to speak!!

I'm not going to shame you Wenchy - shame on you boys I say  for not being nice - beware of when you least expect it 

Sensible suggestion for weekend choc visit in your region is perhaps Mars - the factory in Slough NOT the planet before anyone thinks of that retort 

[Snoopy]

Mars factory in Slough ~ I thought that closed down years ago.
I do remember being asked to tender for the security contract ~ turned them down on H&S grounds as I recall.

[tel]

A Museum of Chocolate. 

Bit late really ~ I know of two in Belgium and one in Germany .... and their chocolate is better too.

Yes but they are foreign!! I need one on the doorstep so to speak!!

I'm not going to shame you Wenchy - shame on you boys I say  for not being nice - beware of when you least expect it 

Sensible suggestion for weekend choc visit in your region is perhaps Mars - the factory in Slough NOT the planet before anyone thinks of that retort 

Who's not being nice?

[Landlady]

Mars factory in Slough ~ I thought that closed down years ago.
I do remember being asked to tender for the security contract ~ turned them down on H&S grounds as I recall.

Don't fink so ............... but could be wrong 
You used to be able to smell the sweet scent of wafting chocolate from there to Maidenhead - bit toooooooooooooo sweet smelling though if you'd had too much BF the night before

Step Father was the chief maintenance man at Mars - shall I tell you you've said their H&S was a pile of doggy poo 

[Snoopy]

Certainly the conditions attached to the guarding contract seriously placed risk on the guards they wanted us to supply.

[Nick]

There is a factory in Willesden of some sort that does chocolate. I once witnessed a crash between a tanker full of honey and a tanker full of cocoa.

The mess was fantastic!

[Landlady]

A Museum of Chocolate. 

Bit late really ~ I know of two in Belgium and one in Germany .... and their chocolate is better too.

Yes but they are foreign!! I need one on the doorstep so to speak!!

I'm not going to shame you Wenchy - shame on you boys I say  for not being nice - beware of when you least expect it 

Sensible suggestion for weekend choc visit in your region is perhaps Mars - the factory in Slough NOT the planet before anyone thinks of that retort 

Who's not being nice?

I dont know I can't see your face - is it you or another monk today?

[Snoopy]

From 2005
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/4335967.stm

[Landlady]

Certainly the conditions attached to the guarding contract seriously placed risk on the guards they wanted us to supply.

Did they have Wenchy and my mug shots on the most wanted board - these women are dangerous if NOT given chocolate perhaps........

How can guarding a tub of melted choc be dangerous  

[Landlady]

From 2005
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/4335967.stm

Ah ha - over two years - so it COULD still be there 

[Nick]

"We need to be leaner and more focused. We aim to capture the engagement and dynamism of a small business with the benefits of international scale."

More management bollox.

[Snoopy]

Excessive hours, checking on heating equipment without proper training (and no budget to pay for training of Guards) and so forth. Frankly they wanted it on the cheap and whilst I may be many things cheap is not one of them. Professional ethics and all that.

[tel]

A Museum of Chocolate. 

Bit late really ~ I know of two in Belgium and one in Germany .... and their chocolate is better too.

Yes but they are foreign!! I need one on the doorstep so to speak!!

I'm not going to shame you Wenchy - shame on you boys I say  for not being nice - beware of when you least expect it 

Sensible suggestion for weekend choc visit in your region is perhaps Mars - the factory in Slough NOT the planet before anyone thinks of that retort 

Who's not being nice?

I dont know I can't see your face - is it you or another monk today?

Not a monk, can't handle the celibacy!