Stick one on Gordon - Sign the Petition

[chuntering again]

These have all been done before, but all the same:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=M2SFBLOI2aQ

Dipsy Dance

[Berek]

petition is up to 4,111

[chuntering again]

The petitions website can be made to say whatever the government wants it to say. If 100,000 people sign this petition by - say - March, and Brown calls a spring General Election, he can claim he is "in touch" with the common voter and make capital from it. If he ends up with egg on his face, he can simply accuse the Tory party of mobilising its 290,000 members, or dismiss the whole petition by comparing it to some of the other frivolous shite on there. That whole Number 10 petitions website is simply an illusion of consultation, an attempt to stifle genuine dissent while picking up a few pointers about the public mood. If we play along with it, we simply make Brown's job easier.

[Snoopy]

 

[Berek]

5,446

[grumpyoldsoldier]

As commanding ossifer of the 1st battalion Foot and Mouth I have signed for and on behalf of the lads

[Berek]

8,586

[Snoopy]

Out of 60 million in the country at least half of whom, according to the government, have access to the internet. Hardly a resounding response is it?

[Barman]

Out of 60 million in the country at least half of whom, according to the government, have access to the internet. Hardly a resounding response is it?

Piss-poor actually... 

[Darwins Selection]

Out of 60 million in the country at least half of whom, according to the government, have access to the internet. Hardly a resounding response is it?

Piss-poor actually... 

Perhaps (like me) many are reluctant to give their details and ensure themselves of a place at the head of the queue for the gas chambers.

[Barman]

Out of 60 million in the country at least half of whom, according to the government, have access to the internet. Hardly a resounding response is it?

Piss-poor actually... 

Perhaps (like me) many are reluctant to give their details and ensure themselves of a place at the head of the queue for the gas chambers.

Was I wrong to use your name then? 

[Berek]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Out of 60 million in the country at least half of whom, according to the government, have access to the internet. Hardly a resounding response is it?

Piss-poor actually... 

Perhaps (like me) many are reluctant to give their details and ensure themselves of a place at the head of the queue for the gas chambers.

Was I wrong to use your name then? 

No that was OK, The Lodge told me you had.

I have had the 'error' corrected and while they were at it a few of your files were forwarded to the Inland Revenue.

[Barman]

Out of 60 million in the country at least half of whom, according to the government, have access to the internet. Hardly a resounding response is it?

Piss-poor actually... 

Perhaps (like me) many are reluctant to give their details and ensure themselves of a place at the head of the queue for the gas chambers.

Was I wrong to use your name then? 

No that was OK, The Lodge told me you had.

I have had the 'error' corrected and while they were at it a few of your files were forwarded to the Inland Revenue.

[Landlady]

Out of 60 million in the country at least half of whom, according to the government, have access to the internet. Hardly a resounding response is it?

Piss-poor actually... 

Perhaps (like me) many are reluctant to give their details and ensure themselves of a place at the head of the queue for the gas chambers.

Was I wrong to use your name then? 

No that was OK, The Lodge told me you had.

I have had the 'error' corrected and while they were at it a few of your files were forwarded to the Inland Revenue.

GET GOING TOWARDS THE M25 BM OR YOU ARE GOING TO GET STUCK IN MOTORWAY HELL