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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #60 on: October 12, 2007, 01:14:30 PM »
I am thinking now about Welsh life support mechanisms. Money prolly.

If it was you they could just wave a Wispa under your nose and you would revive instantly
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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #61 on: October 12, 2007, 01:15:27 PM »
No pulse, then DNR.

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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #62 on: October 12, 2007, 01:16:23 PM »
Tends to happen more at interments though.

Not over it it won't - why - well because they normally pop you in the ground the very next day (something to do with the heat I guess, oh no not back to the maggot/blowfly thread again I hope) BUT prior to this ALL attendees met at the assigned family house and have to (as a sign of courtesy to the deceased  and their family) view and say goodbye to the deceased by walking past the OPEN coffin which is placed in the living room (or kitchen or somewhere in the family house). It is only when ALL attendees are at the family home that the coffin is closed and then carried to the local cemetery. Then, and be warned for those who are thinking of attending a Med funeral, they take the deceased out and they are buried WITHOUT the coffin......

I lie not this happened at the first funeral we attended over here  shocked003 and No one had warned us !

Do you want to hear what happens at Christenings ??? eyes:

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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #63 on: October 12, 2007, 01:17:44 PM »
Oh yes. They recycle coffins there?
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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #64 on: October 12, 2007, 01:18:07 PM »
Yes I have heard about the funerals there.

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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #65 on: October 12, 2007, 01:18:57 PM »
Heard what?
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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #66 on: October 12, 2007, 01:20:38 PM »
Going to the jungle - may be some while - play nicely 

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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2007, 01:21:49 PM »
Jungle? WHat is this thread about.

Do they have jungles in Cyprus or is this some new euphemism?

Rhymes with   rubschin: Nope

Bozzit perhaps?
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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #68 on: October 12, 2007, 02:05:23 PM »
Jungle? WHat is this thread about.

Do they have jungles in Cyprus or is this some new euphemism?

Rhymes with   rubschin: Nope

Bozzit perhaps?

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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #69 on: October 12, 2007, 02:06:08 PM »
Jungle? WHat is this thread about.

Do they have jungles in Cyprus or is this some new euphemism?

Rhymes with   rubschin: Nope

Bozzit perhaps?

Isn't it a song?

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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #70 on: October 12, 2007, 02:07:59 PM »
Jungle? WHat is this thread about.

Do they have jungles in Cyprus or is this some new euphemism?

Rhymes with   rubschin: Nope

Bozzit perhaps?

Isn't it a song?

Jungle, Cyprus, Bozzit?

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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #71 on: October 12, 2007, 02:11:25 PM »
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Naked in the rain

Standin' on the corner of civilization
There's a time there's a place for me
In a world where I can't be found
Cold and mean people give me the creeps

Going to the jungle
where the elephant roams
Got to get away gonna make it my home

Losing my taste for the human race
Social grace is a waste of time
It's absurd when I look around
So sublime that we blow my mind

Naked in the rain with a killer whale
I can't taste the salt when I lick his tail

Naked in the rain
Doctor Doolittle what's your secret
Give it to me doctor
Don't keep it

I never met an animal that I didn't like
You can come to me I won't bite
Don't you know dog is man's best friend
There is some love that you can't fight

Naked in the rain with black tattoos
Runnin' through the woods laughing at the blues

Naked in the rain
Doctor Doolittle what's your secret
Give it to me doctor
Don't keep it

Listen to the talking heart in my chest
With this gift good Lord I am blessed
There's a lump and it's in my throat
I'm in love with the wilderness

Naked in the river skinny dippin' my way
In the waterfall I just wanna play

Naked in the rain
Doctor Doolittle what's your secret
Give it to me doctor
Don't keep it
Naked in the rain
Doctor Doolittle what's your secret
Give it to me doctor
Don't keep it

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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #72 on: October 12, 2007, 02:55:50 PM »
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Naked in the rain

Standin' on the corner of civilization
There's a time there's a place for me
In a world where I can't be found
Cold and mean people give me the creeps

Going to the jungle
where the elephant roams
Got to get away gonna make it my home

Losing my taste for the human race
Social grace is a waste of time
It's absurd when I look around
So sublime that we blow my mind

Naked in the rain with a killer whale
I can't taste the salt when I lick his tail

Naked in the rain
Doctor Doolittle what's your secret
Give it to me doctor
Don't keep it

I never met an animal that I didn't like
You can come to me I won't bite
Don't you know dog is man's best friend
There is some love that you can't fight

Naked in the rain with black tattoos
Runnin' through the woods laughing at the blues

Naked in the rain
Doctor Doolittle what's your secret
Give it to me doctor
Don't keep it

Listen to the talking heart in my chest
With this gift good Lord I am blessed
There's a lump and it's in my throat
I'm in love with the wilderness

Naked in the river skinny dippin' my way
In the waterfall I just wanna play

Naked in the rain
Doctor Doolittle what's your secret
Give it to me doctor
Don't keep it
Naked in the rain
Doctor Doolittle what's your secret
Give it to me doctor
Don't keep it

Well done Wenchy - I love this songs words even though I don't think I've ever listened to a RHCP's song in my life - so far!!!
FYI everyone 'Jungle' in this case means our garden which when it comes to keeping it under control - ie: doing the hard stuff such as weeding and pruning - BM says it is MY garden and when it comes to the less arduous stuff - ie: lying out in it soaking up the D vitamins - it goes back to being OUR garden.

Don't quite follow the RHCP's words of gardening naked  eyes: but do do it in the biknick sometimes  eeek:

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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #73 on: October 12, 2007, 02:59:16 PM »
Wenchy - forgot to add I karma'd you for being so brilliant and finding this pertinent song  ;D

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Re: Banks - Job's Worth!
« Reply #74 on: October 12, 2007, 03:01:33 PM »
You should listen to RHCP. Not all of them are to my liking but some of them are excellent!! Even my biological  ;) mother likes some of them!