our local lasses in the buff.. whey hey !!!

[Nick]

GROWLER

Behave!

[Snoopy]

I have had sex on a beach twice in my life. I ought to have known better after the first time.

And that Hillman Imp incident triggered years of osteopathy too.

I lost my virginity to a local lass under Bournemouth Pier ~ you're right about the sand  Gets EVERYWHERE!

[Nick]

Scratchy

And as for the Hillman Imp. My advice: don't try it!

[Bar Wench]

I have had sex on a beach twice in my life. I ought to have known better after the first time.

And that Hillman Imp incident triggered years of osteopathy too.

I lost my virginity to a local lass under Bournemouth Pier ~ you're right about the sand  Gets EVERYWHERE!

Imagine how unpleasant it is for a female then. 

[Nick]

Not possible. Similar praps, but we can't. OK

Care to enlighten us!?

[Snoopy]

I have had sex on a beach twice in my life. I ought to have known better after the first time.

And that Hillman Imp incident triggered years of osteopathy too.

I lost my virginity to a local lass under Bournemouth Pier ~ you're right about the sand  Gets EVERYWHERE!

Imagine how unpleasant it is for a female then. 

There are deeper stories here I feel but this is not the time nor the place.

[Nick]

It certainly is!

Miss Whiplash has been consigned to hell!

[Darwins Selection]

And that Hillman Imp incident triggered years of osteopathy too.

Imagine how unpleasant it is for a female then.

Indeed it must be.

How would you ever live down only managing to pull a bloke with a Hillman Imp.

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

I managed it in a mini (car) once

[Nick]

The word "once" speaks volumes. Lumbar 5 vertebra has never been the same again!

[Darwins Selection]

I managed it in a mini (car) once.

Wise to clarify that one, otherwise somebody might have suggested that it should be easier while wearing a short skirt.

[Snoopy]

I managed it in a mini (car) once.

Wise to clarify that one, otherwise somebody might have suggested that it should be easier while wearing a short skirt.

That's pretty much what I thought.

[Grumpmeister]

I have had sex on a beach twice in my life. I ought to have known better after the first time.

Cant argue there Nick, although in my case it wasnt so much the sand as the boatload of tourists taking photos as they passed again and again.