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Offline Uncle Mort

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It made me smile
« on: October 11, 2007, 09:51:38 AM »
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2007, 09:54:08 AM »
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Police said specialist "chicken catchers" and vets are at the scene.


Is that a job then? noooo:

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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2007, 09:56:52 AM »
I work with a lass who is married to a " goat milker "
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2007, 09:57:24 AM »
Well someone has to do it or they'd explode
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2007, 10:01:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 09:54:08 AM
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Police said specialist "chicken catchers" and vets are at the scene.


Is that a job then? noooo:


You wouldn't think chickens would escape that often.

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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2007, 10:01:49 AM »
Maybe they are reservists? The fifth emergency service?
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2007, 10:05:29 AM »
A bit like lifeboatmen ~ doing an ordinary day job but when the alarm goes they become chicken catchers.

Why do I think Wallace and Gromit here?
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2007, 10:09:09 AM »
Makes sense. Brave chicken catchers waiting to be scrambled. Yes.
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2007, 10:13:20 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:09:09 AM
Makes sense. Brave chicken catchers waiting to be scrambled. Yes.

Nick, I hate to disillusion you, but it's unborn chickens that get scrambled. Once they hatch, they are no longer scrambleable.

Are we sure they weren't chicken chokers?
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2007, 10:16:57 AM »
You could scramble them in a blender.




















I am surrounded by idiots. noooo:
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2007, 10:51:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:16:57 AM
I am surrounded by idiots. noooo:
Aren't we all? whistle:
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2007, 10:52:25 AM »
We are. You and I are the only normal people here. noooo:
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2007, 10:53:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:52:25 AM
We are. You and I are the only normal people here. noooo:
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2007, 02:36:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 10:52:25 AM
We are. You and I are the only normal people here. noooo:
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Re: It made me smile
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2007, 02:52:12 PM »
As I said!
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