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Offline tel

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Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« on: October 11, 2007, 02:06:40 PM »
Got this email from my local this morning, shall collect it from reception tonite. No idea what the privilege(s) is/are.

Maybe I get to firkle with the bar-maid? eyes:

Any chance they will be introduced in here?

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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2007, 02:10:37 PM »
Well you could always try flashing it at Wenchy but I doubt you would like the response...  eeek:
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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2007, 02:11:07 PM »
You can pet me anytime.
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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2007, 02:15:29 PM »
Well you could always try flashing it at Wenchy but I doubt you would like the response...  eeek:

But we know that Wench can be corrupted with Wispas, the card could be a bonus though.

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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2007, 02:22:02 PM »
Got this email from my local this morning, shall collect it from reception tonite. No idea what the privilege(s) is/are.

Maybe I get to firkle with the bar-maid? eyes:

Any chance they will be introduced in here?

WTF!  I thought you were from Surrey not Alabama. Shame on you Yoda!  noooo:

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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2007, 02:24:56 PM »
Any chance they will be introduced in here?
I was thinking of introducing a privilege card scheme…

It would cost £25 to join and members would have access to the pub 24 hours a day.  whistle:
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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2007, 02:30:28 PM »
Got this email from my local this morning, shall collect it from reception tonite. No idea what the privilege(s) is/are.

Maybe I get to firkle with the bar-maid? eyes:

Any chance they will be introduced in here?

WTF!  I thought you were from Surrey not Alabama. Shame on you Yoda!  noooo:

There's nothing like a good firkle.

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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2007, 02:48:45 PM »
Any chance they will be introduced in here?
I was thinking of introducing a privilege card scheme…

It would cost £25 to join and members would have access to the pub 24 hours a day.  whistle:

Would we get loyalty points (redeemable later)?

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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2007, 02:53:36 PM »
Like a Gotto Card (some will know of what I speak)
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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2007, 02:58:04 PM »
Not me.  eeek:

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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2007, 02:59:23 PM »
It's a complex concept Wenchy, electronic and stuff. See me later and I will explain it with some wax crayons
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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2007, 03:00:20 PM »
It's a complex concept Wenchy, electronic and stuff. See me later and I will explain it with some wax crayons


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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2007, 03:01:02 PM »
Oh yes, H&S and all that


































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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2007, 03:05:05 PM »
Any chance they will be introduced in here?
I was thinking of introducing a privilege card scheme…

It would cost £25 to join and members would have access to the pub 24 hours a day.  whistle:

Would we get loyalty points (redeemable later)?
Oh yes...  cloud9:

Power users like your goodself can redeem the points for extra daily minutes on-line...  whistle:
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Re: Your Fantastic New Privilege Card has arrived
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2007, 03:05:48 PM »
Smite
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