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Offline Barman

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Screaming
« on: October 11, 2007, 03:16:16 PM »
There was a woman literally screaming into her mobile ‘phone at the top of her voice in the high street this afternoon.

“WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?”

“WHAT HAVE I DONE?”

“WHAT HAVE I DONE?”

“I JUST ASKED IF SHE WAS THERE!”

“I JUST ASKED!”

“HOW WAS I TO KNOW SHE WAS THERE?”

“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”

There's no need for that is there... painters I ‘spec…  ::)
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2007, 03:19:22 PM »
Husband???? eeek:
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2007, 03:20:04 PM »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on October 11, 2007, 03:19:22 PM
Husband???? eeek:


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Re: Screaming
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2007, 03:20:09 PM »
Miss Whiplash prolly...  point:
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2007, 03:20:18 PM »
Father?
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2007, 05:21:39 PM »
Normal woman stuff with a bit of PMT stirred in
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2007, 05:40:00 PM »
Normal round here...

But not in English...  Angry9:
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2007, 07:01:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 11, 2007, 05:21:39 PM
Normal woman stuff with a bit of PMT stirred in
She wasn't on the 'phone to you then?  rubschin:
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2007, 07:55:30 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2007, 03:16:16 PM

“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”[/size][/b]

I think this last sentance sums it all up probably quite nicely.
She is a lady, abliet a LOUD one, and he isn't worth bothering about!!
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2007, 03:13:02 PM »
Quote from: Landlady link=topic=1817. msg33308#msg33308 date=1192175730
Quote from: Barman link=topic=1817. msg33201#msg33201 date=1192115776

“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”[/size][/b]

I think this last sentance sums it all up probably quite nicely.
She is a lady, abliet a LOUD one, and he isn't worth bothering about!!

Hear, hear Land Lady!!!  Are any of them?!?! (cue female "all men are b*stards" rant!)
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2007, 03:17:43 PM »
Quote from: Miss Piggy on October 12, 2007, 03:13:02 PM
Quote from: Landlady link=topic=1817. msg33308#msg33308 date=1192175730
Quote from: Barman link=topic=1817. msg33201#msg33201 date=1192115776

“YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN!”[/size][/b]

I think this last sentence sums it all up probably quite nicely.
She is a lady, albeit a LOUD one, and he isn't worth bothering about!!

Hear, hear Land Lady!!!  Are any of them?!?! (cue female "all men are b*stards" rant!)

Take cover behind the bar girls and choose your weapons of defense  the men are now starting to wriggle in their jockey shorts with agitation   happy001
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2007, 04:09:14 PM »


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Re: Screaming
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2007, 04:10:48 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2007, 10:10:08 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 12, 2007, 04:09:14 PM




We were hoping for oemthing more along these lines  www.jcpenney.com
Guess we'll just have to DREAM ON then girls  ::)
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Re: Screaming
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2007, 10:12:22 AM »
But did you "click on" and see the animation ~ which was exactly what you asked for.
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