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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2007, 04:34:56 PM »
Uhm ~ You are not the first person to own an off road vehicle and use it off road you know.
A garden hose with adjustable nozzle was good enough for my purposes but it's your money.

I used mine for outdoor washing facilities and paths, roofs and stonework, pools and caravans - indispensable. 


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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2007, 04:39:49 PM »
More like ..... Surely

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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2007, 04:48:46 PM »
More like ..... Surely


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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2007, 04:59:04 PM »
Careful .... she will catch you and then .............



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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2007, 05:00:57 PM »
Careful .... she will catch you and then .............




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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2007, 05:03:16 PM »
Your getaway vehicle is waiting ~ though frankly I don't rate your chances.


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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2007, 05:04:28 PM »
Your getaway vehicle is waiting ~ though frankly I don't rate your chances.


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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2007, 05:07:03 PM »
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! Wenchy is here!  scared2:
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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2007, 05:15:28 PM »
<Snigger>

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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2007, 05:52:14 PM »
You mean that BM is the Dyson of sexual partners?
I hear the ones with the purple top have better suction than those with a yellow one.
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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2007, 06:00:48 PM »
According to a Which survey reported in the press some weeks/months (doesn't time fly) ago Dyson are not only the most expensive vacs but also the most complained about. Whether people felt more obliged to complain when they went wrong because of the high cost of the purchase whilst those who bought cheaper machines simply binned them and bought another cheapo doesn't seem to have been explored.

On the subject of suction allied to colour of top perhaps LL could enlighten us. Is BM a purple or yellow top?
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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2007, 06:11:45 PM »
According to a Which survey reported in the press some weeks/months (doesn't time fly) ago Dyson are not only the most expensive vacs but also the most complained about. Whether people felt more obliged to complain when they went wrong because of the high cost of the purchase whilst those who bought cheaper machines simply binned them and bought another cheapo doesn't seem to have been explored.

On the subject of suction allied to colour of top perhaps LL could enlighten us. Is BM a purple or yellow top?
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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2007, 06:13:26 PM »
I rather thought you would say that ~ anything to avoid the Dettol and wire brush eh?
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Re: Things that break prematurely
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2007, 06:17:52 PM »
I rather thought you would say that ~ anything to avoid the Dettol and wire brush eh?
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