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Offline Nick

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #120 on: May 17, 2007, 06:06:08 PM »
Just throw it away and buy new lettuce. How cheap are you? drumroll:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #121 on: May 17, 2007, 06:13:25 PM »
Dear Uncle Nick,

My friends think I am a bit odd because I spend all my time hanging out with middle aged men in a stinky old bar being verbally abused and waving a whip about. Am I odd?

Yours

Wittering Wench
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #122 on: May 17, 2007, 06:19:27 PM »
NO. Quite normal for a girl of your age. Tell your "friends" that they are nuts, refer to me if they have any concerns.

They are psychotic. Trust me. I know these things.

NOt sure? Test them.

Use this

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

Should be interesting!
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #123 on: May 17, 2007, 06:29:41 PM »
Your Type is
ISFJ
Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Strength of the preferences % 
67 25 75 1

Qualitative analysis of your type formula

 You are:
distinctively expressed introvert

moderately expressed sensing personality

distinctively expressed feeling personality

slightly expressed judging personality

Which is all lovely but what on earth does it mean!?!?!?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #124 on: May 17, 2007, 06:37:21 PM »
Well according to that I'm a counselor idealist nick. Wenchy, check the  type definitions for more information about your personality type.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #125 on: May 17, 2007, 06:45:03 PM »
Apparently I am unappreciated in my day to day life. So true.  sad24:

Interior Decorators
Designers
Nurses
Administrators and Managers
Administrative Assistants
Child Care / Early Childhood Development
Social Work / Counselors
Paralegals
Clergy / Religious Workers
Office Managers
Shopkeepers
Bookkeepers
Home Economics

So apparently my line of work is exactly what I should be doing. How depressing.  noooo:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #126 on: May 17, 2007, 06:52:13 PM »
Actually from what I've read of your postings I can see you as a nurse, you certainly have that slightly warped sense of humour  whistle:

A Wench of the cloth though? I can see a smite on the horizon for this but would that make you Nun the Wiser  drumroll:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #127 on: May 17, 2007, 07:39:22 PM »
NURSE!!

Gotcha!! drumroll:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #128 on: May 17, 2007, 09:36:55 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 17, 2007, 06:29:41 PM
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Your Type is
ISFJ
Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Strength of the preferences % 
67 25 75 1

Qualitative analysis of your type formula

 You are:
distinctively expressed introvert

moderately expressed sensing personality

distinctively expressed feeling personality

slightly expressed judging personality



Which is all lovely but what on earth does it mean!?!?!?

You need to get out more. whistle:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #129 on: May 17, 2007, 11:06:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2007, 06:06:08 PM
Just throw it away and buy new lettuce. How cheap are you? drumroll:

This is a sympathetic ear? eeek:

I may have to call Olga eyes:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #130 on: May 17, 2007, 11:30:51 PM »
Hello Mr Nicky,

My friend Mr Pastry told me about you, he says you are good council clerk or somethink. . .  have good ears anyhow.

Anyhows Mr Pastry got wrong idea about Borilla, mumsy, cos she is really very bad and Asprin don't work.  But she is slep now and most for some time.

So, what's new in your life, deary, bet you go clubbing all night to look girls, naughty boy. . .  what you need is perma-wife, like we have permafrost, then you think two times about sexy dance. . .  hehe:-)
Speak me soon, big boy :)

Poka poka, send me pics darlink,

Olga
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #131 on: May 18, 2007, 07:11:18 AM »
I fucking despair  Banghead
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #132 on: May 18, 2007, 07:38:32 AM »
Quote from: Berek on May 18, 2007, 07:11:18 AM
I fucking despair  Banghead
You?ve come to just the right place ? Dr. Nick can help you?  scared2:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #133 on: May 18, 2007, 08:19:56 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2007, 07:38:32 AM
Quote from: Berek on May 18, 2007, 07:11:18 AM
I fucking despair  Banghead
You?ve come to just the right place ? Dr. Nick can help you?  scared2:


Bollocks. He's flamin' nuts. Believe me, I know. I've met him. eeek:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #134 on: May 18, 2007, 08:47:14 AM »
Quote from: Olga on May 17, 2007, 11:30:51 PM
. .  have good ears anyhow.
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What is Russian for "Jug Ears"?
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