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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #135 on: May 18, 2007, 09:23:06 AM »
. .  have good ears anyhow.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #136 on: May 18, 2007, 09:28:44 AM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #137 on: May 18, 2007, 11:24:14 AM »
It was the best I could come up with on only 2 coffees  eatdrink013
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #138 on: May 18, 2007, 06:43:03 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #139 on: May 18, 2007, 06:44:32 PM »
I fucking despair  Banghead
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Bollocks. He's flamin' nuts. Believe me, I know. I've met him. eeek:

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #140 on: May 18, 2007, 06:50:33 PM »
I fucking despair  Banghead
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Bollocks. He's flamin' nuts. Believe me, I know. I've met him. eeek:



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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #141 on: May 18, 2007, 08:00:12 PM »
Try this

http://www.midlife-crisis-retreat.com/diagnosis

Any more Russian Girls? Ask away!

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #142 on: May 18, 2007, 10:16:07 PM »
Try this

http://www.midlife-crisis-retreat.com/diagnosis

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #143 on: May 18, 2007, 10:25:46 PM »

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #144 on: May 19, 2007, 02:45:04 PM »
Try this

http://www.midlife-crisis-retreat.com/diagnosis

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #146 on: May 19, 2007, 04:04:08 PM »
You scored 4 out of 23
Well done. You are a low risk candidate. You'll be glad to know that you're neither in a midlife crisis nor are you heading for one.


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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #147 on: May 19, 2007, 04:45:08 PM »
Inaccurate more like!
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #148 on: May 19, 2007, 05:13:08 PM »
Too right that is bloody inaccurate!

How on earth have I ended up with "showing signs of deterioration" and being told that I had better "book into the middle life crisis retreat as soon as possible"! Wrong very wrong. Pile of toss

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #149 on: May 19, 2007, 05:17:16 PM »
Too right that is bloody inaccurate!

How on earth have I ended up with "showing signs of deterioration" and being told that I had better "book into the middle life crisis retreat as soon as possible"! Wrong very wrong. Pile of toss

Ha! The old real life denial syndrome is alive and well...  angel1