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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #165 on: May 22, 2007, 01:43:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2007, 01:36:46 PM
And tell me, DS, how are you and GOB getting on these days. A little tiff perhaps? We should be told!
More to the point, where is GOB?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #166 on: May 22, 2007, 01:46:27 PM »
Perhaps he needs a little time alone with the turkeys? Communing with nature, as he nurses his little broken heart.

Or perhaps he just needs some time alone with the turkeys evil:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #167 on: May 22, 2007, 02:06:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2007, 01:36:46 PM
And tell me, DS, how are you and GOB getting on these days. A little tiff perhaps? We should be told!

We are still in contact, thank you for your enquiry.

So far she has clearly resisted the invitation to come for a drink. noooo:

How is your broken leg by the way?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #168 on: May 22, 2007, 02:08:23 PM »
What exactly did you invite her to do?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #169 on: May 22, 2007, 02:10:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2007, 02:08:23 PM
What exactly did you invite her to do?
I though a couple of Mackesons on quiz night would suit her, but she never turned up. cry:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #170 on: May 22, 2007, 02:11:24 PM »
Are they those blokes in jumpers who sing "500 Miles"?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #171 on: May 22, 2007, 02:19:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2007, 02:11:24 PM
Are they those blokes in jumpers who sing "500 Miles"?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #172 on: May 22, 2007, 02:22:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2007, 02:11:24 PM
Are they those blokes in jumpers who sing "500 Miles"?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #173 on: May 22, 2007, 02:29:18 PM »
I received this anonymously:

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"Dear Uncle Nick

My BF is a teacher. I have recently discovered that he is consorting with a Russian lady called Olga, who is, as I well know, lavishing her charms on any man who can stand upright and has some teeth. What do you recommend as revenge?"

I have no idea who it is from, but I rush to her aid.

Strangle him with a dressing gown cord and make sure he is insured first. Commit the perfect murder, leave the country on the insurance money and go to live somewhere sunnier. See also here:

http://www.parmaq.com/truecrime/HowTo.htm

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #174 on: May 22, 2007, 02:31:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2007, 02:29:18 PM
I received this anonymously:

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My BF is a teacher. I have recently discovered that he is consorting with a Russian lady called Olga, who is, as I well know, lavishing her charms on any man who can stand upright and has some teeth. What do you recommend as revenge?"

Remove his teeth and any other body parts enjoyed by Olga.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #175 on: May 22, 2007, 02:35:45 PM »
Wouldn't be much left then!
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #176 on: May 23, 2007, 11:49:47 AM »
Olga went for the pies and beer. I fear she has been doing this for some years. What can I do uncle Nick, she is eating everything in sight and inflicted a tempestuous night on me. I think she is over-stoked!
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #177 on: May 23, 2007, 12:14:30 PM »
Send her packing before she is at risk of getting stuck in your door frame. Or set Dot on her!
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #178 on: May 23, 2007, 12:15:17 PM »
Too late. Desmond's new personality drove Dot from the house.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #179 on: May 23, 2007, 12:16:12 PM »
Yes, but Dot's jealousy may change the course of events! drumroll:
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