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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #180 on: June 07, 2007, 08:36:26 AM »
Dear Aunty Uncle Nick,

We were shocked to learn last night, that a friend of our middle son has announced that he is a secret Morris Dancer.

Our children were always taught to eschew such unnatural practices, but my son has expressed an interest in going to see his friend "perform".

We are very concerned that our boy may be drawn into this culture and wonder if there is any cure?

Yours in hope

Mr ans Mrs(#3) D. Selection.



P.S. Please do not publish our names.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #181 on: June 08, 2007, 08:18:58 AM »
Tell him to take a shotgun. All Morris Dancers should be shot and the Government, in a little noticed piece of legislation, has made it legal to do so.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #182 on: June 24, 2007, 08:45:48 AM »
Dear Auntie Nick,

There are two vultures circling above my house ? do they portend some disastrous Nickesque event?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #183 on: June 24, 2007, 01:04:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2007, 08:45:48 AM
Dear Auntie Nick,

There are two vultures circling above my house ? do they portend some disastrous Nickesque event?

It is possible that they are anticipating another brew explosion.

They may be addicted.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #184 on: June 25, 2007, 07:36:56 AM »
Vultures are adept at detecting the seriously or terminally ill from a great distance and in a kind of "early warning" way . They are checking the menu. Go to the doctor.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #185 on: June 25, 2007, 07:39:53 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 07:36:56 AM
Vultures are adept at detecting the seriously or terminally ill from a great distance and in a kind of "early warning" way . They are checking the menu. Go to the doctor.


They could employ some in the NHS, literally rather than metaphorically as at present.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #186 on: June 25, 2007, 07:51:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 07:36:56 AM
Vultures are adept at detecting the seriously or terminally ill from a great distance and in a kind of "early warning" way . They are checking the menu. Go to the doctor.
Me or Mrs. Barman?  rubschin:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #187 on: June 25, 2007, 08:07:20 AM »
Could be either of you whistle:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #188 on: June 25, 2007, 08:34:40 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2007, 07:39:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 07:36:56 AM
Vultures are adept . . .. Go to the doctor.
They could employ some in the NHS. . .

Vultures or doctors?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #189 on: June 25, 2007, 08:36:28 AM »
Vultures they have ~ only they call them managers

Doctors they have ~ mostly called Vipin or Vinod
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #190 on: June 25, 2007, 09:56:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 08:07:20 AM
Could be either of you whistle:
Well you?re not much bloody help are you?  Banghead

Call yourself an Agony Aunt????  cussing:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #191 on: June 25, 2007, 10:19:30 AM »
Both go to the doctor. Not together obviously, in case anyone has a sort of STD............. noooo:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #192 on: June 25, 2007, 10:27:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 10:19:30 AM
in case anyone has a sort of STD.
Is that something to do with phone sex?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #193 on: June 25, 2007, 10:28:35 AM »
It may be a code of some sort  freddy:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #194 on: June 25, 2007, 10:37:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 10:19:30 AM
Both go to the doctor. Not together obviously, in case anyone has a sort of STD............. noooo:
Would that be fatal then?
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