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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #210 on: June 25, 2007, 01:00:10 PM »
You need some Uncle Nick throat lubricant. Only ?5.99 a litre + P&P!

Same stuff as vulture repellent actually, but with mint flavouring
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #211 on: June 25, 2007, 01:11:54 PM »
I was warned off any old men offering throat lubricant.  eeek:

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« Reply #212 on: June 25, 2007, 01:15:17 PM »
I was warned off any old men offering throat lubricant.  eeek:

Be fair, the sort you are talking about is usually offered free!  ;)

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #213 on: June 25, 2007, 01:15:32 PM »
I was warned off any old men offering throat lubricant.  eeek:
Very wise indeed. spider:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #214 on: June 25, 2007, 01:18:42 PM »
I was warned off any old men offering throat lubricant.  eeek:

Be fair, the sort you are talking about is usually offered free!  ;)

True. I am gullible though. I'm sure with a good tv advert involving giant cakes I could be persuaded to pay for it.  ::)

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #215 on: June 25, 2007, 01:22:45 PM »
Can you keep this thread free of clutter PLEASE
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #216 on: June 25, 2007, 01:26:45 PM »
I was warned off any old men offering throat lubricant.  eeek:

Who by exactly?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #217 on: June 25, 2007, 01:28:44 PM »
I was warned off any old men offering throat lubricant.  eeek:

Who by exactly?

Ahem...  whistle:

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #218 on: June 25, 2007, 01:29:25 PM »
You too
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #219 on: June 25, 2007, 01:31:38 PM »
You too
You?re upset because nobody has bought your vulture repellent/throat lubricator/hair restorer aren?t you?  happy100
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #220 on: June 25, 2007, 01:37:13 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #221 on: June 26, 2007, 08:04:39 PM »
The vultures have disappeared at the very mention of the stuff!  ;D

I?m not sure if that means I should definitely buy it because it is so good or I don?t have to?  confused2:


Better have some just in case. I recommend a stock of 1000 litres just in case. Invoice on the way
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #222 on: June 27, 2007, 07:07:36 AM »
Do you have any unpleasant symptoms. They are gathering for a reason, you know. Vultures aren't daft.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #223 on: June 27, 2007, 07:09:31 AM »
Do you have any unpleasant symptoms. They are gathering for a reason, you know. Vultures aren't daft.
I?ve developed a nasty cough since using the hubble-bubble pipe on Monday.  redface:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #224 on: June 27, 2007, 12:19:38 PM »
Do you have any unpleasant symptoms. They are gathering for a reason, you know. Vultures aren't daft.

Which is why they have such a dilemma when it comes to Chez Nick. There is obviously going to be cataclysNick event before long but self preservation clashes with the scavenging instincts  point:
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