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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #225 on: June 27, 2007, 12:20:35 PM »
Swans are my problem, not vultures.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #226 on: June 27, 2007, 12:32:08 PM »
One mans swan is another mans vulture. drumroll:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #227 on: June 28, 2007, 10:01:20 AM »
Speak for yourself. I thought you were a turkey man!
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #228 on: June 28, 2007, 10:20:54 AM »
Speak for yourself. I thought you were a turkey man!

You know what they say Nick:

"It's hard to soar like an eagle ~ when you are surrounded by turkeys"

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #229 on: June 28, 2007, 10:27:40 AM »
Speak for yourself. I thought you were a turkey man!

You know what they say Nick:

"It's hard to soar like an eagle ~ when you are surrounded by turkeys"

Poor old DS ~ He'll never get off the ground. point:
I much prefer a Lark.

A fleet of slurry tankers is making its way slowly up the M6 at this moment. point:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #230 on: June 28, 2007, 10:29:43 AM »
Speak for yourself. I thought you were a turkey man!

You know what they say Nick:

"It's hard to soar like an eagle ~ when you are surrounded by turkeys"

Poor old DS ~ He'll never get off the ground. point:
I much prefer a Lark.

A fleet of slurry tankers is making its way slowly up the M6 at this moment. point:

You can call them back old chap. One of the locals managed to off load whilst travelling the High Street last night. The whole village is eagerly awaiting the weekend's promised downpour!
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #231 on: June 28, 2007, 10:45:09 AM »
Speak for yourself. I thought you were a turkey man!

You know what they say Nick:

"It's hard to soar like an eagle ~ when you are surrounded by turkeys"

Poor old DS ~ He'll never get off the ground. point:
I much prefer a Lark.

A fleet of slurry tankers is making its way slowly up the M6 at this moment. point:

You can call them back old chap. One of the locals managed to off load whilst travelling the High Street last night. The whole village is eagerly awaiting the weekend's promised downpour!

Yes of course, one of the locals, right. . . . .  whistle:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #232 on: June 29, 2007, 08:51:53 AM »
Dear Aunty Nick,

The weather is unseasonably hot here and I?m wondering if one of my neighbours has perhaps left their TV on standby or even taken an unnecessary journey in a motor vehicle?

What should I do?  confused2:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #233 on: June 29, 2007, 09:14:54 AM »
Move to the UK?


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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #234 on: June 29, 2007, 09:25:17 AM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #235 on: June 30, 2007, 12:56:44 PM »
Dear Aunty Nick,

The weather is unseasonably hot here and I?m wondering if one of my neighbours has perhaps left their TV on standby or even taken an unnecessary journey in a motor vehicle?

What should I do?  confused2:


Ignore her.

Sit in your fridge
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #236 on: June 30, 2007, 02:19:21 PM »
Dear Aunty Nick,

The weather is unseasonably hot here and I?m wondering if one of my neighbours has perhaps left their TV on standby or even taken an unnecessary journey in a motor vehicle?

What should I do?  confused2:


Ignore her.

Sit in your fridge

If you want the rest of the family to eat the food out of the fridge and not throw it away, Anusol is a better bet.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #237 on: July 01, 2007, 04:50:47 AM »
Dear Aunty Nick,

The weather is unseasonably hot here and I?m wondering if one of my neighbours has perhaps left their TV on standby or even taken an unnecessary journey in a motor vehicle?

What should I do?  confused2:


Ignore her.

Sit in your fridge

If you want the rest of the family to eat the food out of the fridge and not throw it away, Anusol is a better bet.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #238 on: July 01, 2007, 07:50:19 AM »
In which case I suggest a trip to Piles'R'Us to stock up.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #239 on: July 01, 2007, 01:22:15 PM »
Dear Aunty Nick,
The weather is unseasonably hot here and I?m wondering if one of my neighbours has perhaps left their TV on standby or even taken an unnecessary journey in a motor vehicle?
What should I do?  confused2:
Ignore her.
Sit in your fridge
If you want the rest of the family to eat the food out of the fridge and not throw it away, Anusol is a better bet.
I don't have piles!  cussing:

OK, so sticking your bum in the fridge is a cure, but not socially acceptable.
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