Agony Corner

[Bar Room Bore]

Dorothy is kicking up. Something she read here about  "Love Eggs", Should I buy her some or are they trouble (or pricey)? Can we use real eggs and some string?

 

Olga, can you help me?

[Darwins Selection]

Dorothy is kicking up. Something she read here about  "Love Eggs", Should I buy her some or are they trouble (or pricey)? Can we use real eggs and some string?

 

Olga, can you help me?

I have it on good authority that Olga specialises in ostrich eggs.

[Olga]

Really Mr Bore  You need somes lesson, I think.   At home we have tradition of using more organics type things; my auntie used to swear by dried plums or prunies strung with cat gut    You can make them yourself but be careful of stones.

As for ostrich egg  dying at the thought... can you imagine what might happen if - - no, don't even want to think there

[Nick]

Thanks Olga. I hereby advise Desmond to get his plums sorted out and get hold of some cat gut (any old cat will do - they have lots). Gift wrap them and write your own "Instructions for Use". Dot will soon get the hang of them.

[Olga]

Exceelent Nicky     If weather is fine this weekend Desmond can arrange his plums outside to dry in the sun - better than airy cupboard you have there. I'm sure Dorothy will be in for lovely surprise 

[Berek]

keep away from scotch eggs..they are the devils food I TELL YA !! THE DEVIL'S FOOD !!!!

[Nick]

They are, I agree, unpleasant to eat (or even look at), but there may be other uses for them, undreamt of by their evil inventors (it seems)

[Darwins Selection]

As for ostrich egg  dying at the thought...

I thought you would want to broaden your horizons?

[tel]

Does this shine light on what Wench does with all the pickled eggs?

[Darwins Selection]

Does this shine light on what Wench does with all the pickled eggs?

For it you are asking.

[tel]

Does this shine light on what Wench does with all the pickled eggs?

For it you are asking.

Appetite for it, yes I have.

[Nick]

During the holiday season all consultations are discounted and come with one free clap. I await your confessions and declarations of anxiety.

[tel]

I keep dreaming that Wench is smiting me into total negativity.

[Nick]

You are not dreaming. She is. And now I am too. Pull your socks up!

[Grumpmeister]

Does this shine light on what Wench does with all the pickled eggs?

For it you are asking.

Appetite for it, yes I have.

Doomed you are.............appetite leads to Wench.............Wench leads to smiting.........smiting leads to the dark side....